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The donut system

A system for measuring your dick by stacking donuts on it, forget about breaking out the ruler, break out a box of krispy Kremes
Uvthi: if i had a dick id be like entertained for life
Uvthi: like id stack doughnuts on it
Uvthi: and my dick would fit minimum five
Me : wtf
Uvthi: I'll call it the donut system
by TangyOnions May 4, 2022
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Flagging System

An abusive urban dictionary system that gets normal words banned from the website.
Definition: Racist: The hatred of people of a race
Idiot racist: WAHHHHHHHHH!!!! HWO DARE YOU!!!!!! *uses the flagging system to take it down*
*Day passes*
Definition: *deleted*
by Stupid Af July 24, 2021
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Extraphysical System

In extraphysics, an extraphysical system is a portion of the extraphysical universe chosen for analysis. Everything outside the system is known as the environment. The environment is ignored except for its effects on the system. Extraphysical system can also refer to the interaction between the extraphysical universe with the physical universe and vice versa.
"The study of extraphysical systems are really useful to see the aplications of the extraphysical mechanics inside extraphysics, such as the possible studies of spiritual experiences with an extraphysicalist approach instead of a materialist approach."

"With extraphysics and the concepts of extraphysical mechanics, extraphysical energy, extraphysical superposition, extraphysical entanglement and extraphysical system, we can start the study of spiritual activities and experiences without a materialist bias and understand that our possible lack of evidence is due our materialist bias and positivist bias inside science, and see if extraphysics and spiritual/supernatural sciences are separated of physics and natural sciences or not."
by Full Monteirism February 28, 2021
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System 32

A deadly virus that will destroy your computer in 1 minute! Quick! If you see it anywhere in your files, DELETE IT IMMEDIATELY!
Person A: "Delete system 32! It's a deadly virus!"
Person B: "Ok!" *deletes it*
Person B: "WHAT THE FUCK! MY COMPUTER WON'T TURN ON!"
by wetdiarrhoeapoop August 11, 2021
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system QB

a quarterback who fucking sucks because they have no talent yet succeeds only because of their offensive system/teammates
"man that qb got no arm talent whatsoever. how is he doing so good??"
"because he's a system qb"
by anonymous December 17, 2023
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Asynchronous System

An office-employee writing answer letters on a typewriter in response to electronic mail or other communications.
French Company GOA in response to Database Failure:

A: To reduce the load on the database server we have an asynchronous system. What this means is that when you put your details in, the system will store it, another system will then check it and confirm the details to you. This means the whole system is much smoother.
by HorzaSe October 22, 2008
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system chunk

When a decent game system is thrown away, because it is useless. Usually occurs from the realease of a new system.
Sooner or later I'll give my PS2 a system chunk.
by Sean May 13, 2005
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