When you are fisting a girl and are about wrist deep you open your hand out and give her a sunflower surprise.
Friend 1: aw man I gave my GF a sunflower surprise last night and she almost died
Friend 2: bro..thats just grim
Friend 2: bro..thats just grim
by Spicy Memer October 1, 2016
Get the Sunflower Surprisemug. John: I went to Salisbury for my first time and Jack opened my pants and shit in them.
Zach: Isn't that a Salisbury surprise?
Zach: Isn't that a Salisbury surprise?
by Dicky Big February 27, 2020
Get the Salisbury Surprisemug. Surprise, here is my cock or other object inside of you. This is only enjoyed in the aspects of consent. It's best if accompanied by a loud, "surprise mufucka!"
Rape is not surprise sex and is not fun. It is criminal and rapists should be put down.
Rape is not surprise sex and is not fun. It is criminal and rapists should be put down.
by Eli schvetzel June 23, 2018
Get the Surprise sexmug. When a male is approaching climax, he throws a handful of tostito scoops at the females face. This is used as a split second distraction, as from there the male stabs the female to death. The moment the female expires the male is expected to climax.
Cop: *shoving man in back* I hope you get the fucking book!
Man: You don't get it man! It was just a funny prank! I call it the Tostito Surprise!
Man: You don't get it man! It was just a funny prank! I call it the Tostito Surprise!
by Bingus. January 27, 2022
Get the Tostito Surprisemug. When the ugly teacher bends over to help someone in front of you, and you see his/her cack and underwear.
by Cooncheese May 14, 2017
Get the Kinder Surprisemug. When a person of any gender puts spaghetti noddles in Their ass hole then surprises their lover with it the next time they engage in sexual activities and then allows the lover to slurp the noodles out.
by Tittyspanker47 January 21, 2017
Get the Italian surprisemug. by Sexyhaas6969 June 25, 2019
Get the Oreo Surprisemug.