momzoned

it's worse than friendzoned

when a girl kicks you so far out of friendzone you're like a "mom to her"

1:00 AM - ruined: ive been momzoned

by Breedyy June 2, 2018

Dirty Moon

When you moon someone and take a dump at the same time

Dude- you might want to turn on the wipers, that guy in the car in front of us just gave us a dirty moon.

by wskiter November 13, 2009

spanish moon

1)a very bright full moon that appears larger than normal in the night sky

2)a bar in New Orleans

3)a song by Little Feat about a bar in New Orleans

The spanish moon was brilliant with a red-orange hue as it settled just above the tree tops.

by Tennessee Lamb March 14, 2012

Sweaty moon shot

When your playing basketball and the ball handler pulls down his pants to moon the defender with his sweaty ass than while the defender is distracted, pants still down, that beast turns around and drains a three point hook shot to win the game

Man pat just drained a sweaty moon shot over ricky and it was fucking amazing

by Big dick pat July 28, 2014

Full moon massacre

When 7 guys masturbate in a circle on a full moon on a female having her period and when they finish on her face, she eats all of their penises

My first full moon massacre was quite the experience

by Full moon massacre September 23, 2014

Howling moon

An extension on normal "mooning", exposing your butt cheeks to someone and then farting.

Evz just got Wheeler with a howling moon. He might get pink eye from it.

by stusx10 May 27, 2016

Sailor moon

Sailor moon is the best anime out there and you will be overwhelmed by the Weeb for this show

Have you heard of my hero academia it is such a sailor moon

by Roy Brave Lion September 22, 2018