Minging

a post jelq technique to limit one's desire to edge and or goon. The action involves inserting your recently jelqed penis into your own asshole. A Christmas ornament or bell must then be attached to the shaft of your penis to help deter from gooning/edging.

"Dude I just can't stop gooning. It's ruining relationships in my life."

"I've got a bell in my drawer over here, maybe minging could help you out?"

by Sawseh March 6, 2024

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hamster's minge

Not caring at all, not remotely interested

I couldn't give a hamster's minge about how Gregg Wallace will vote in the election

by Ramses III March 22, 2024

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ming doyle

Neil cicieregas/lemon demons amazing wife

Person: hey did u know Neil cicierega is married to ming Doyle?

by Spiritphonefan March 28, 2024

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Minge tassels

When the tassels on the end of your scarf poke out underneath of your coat.

Put your minge tassels away!

by Ma G cat July 11, 2022

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Ming Lee

A Menace to literal society itself.
List of War crimes Ming has done to the general public:
Psychological and emotional abuse

*Attempted filicide
*Destruction to private property

*Trespassing
*Stalking
*Vandalism

*Assault and battery

*Public endangerment

If anything, she should of Been executed for her crimes in Turning Red Ong

Me: Don’t time travel to May 25th 2002 and go to Toronto
Worst mistake of my life
(prob cuz Ming lee is an ass)

by Alleg69 August 22, 2022

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