mecure

Speedy ejaculation

“What are you in here for?”

“I was doing some mecure in the corner store”

by Jaymd0513 December 21, 2022

Mechasaurus

A large, domineering, overly complicated, frightening, mechanical Monster truck, dinosuar beast, machine dragon.

"Holy Mechasaurus! Return the innocence!"

"The flames of Mechasaurus won't have us tonight if I can help it" - Captain Paint

by Swiftyoldboy January 23, 2023

Meconium Clout Syndrome

When the sperm donor (father) of a moments-old newborn baby is far to preoccupied with posting photos and videos of himself and his exhausted, disheveled baby-mama to give a single visible shit about their newborn child, her welfare or the enormity of this moment in his life. Not infrequently he is making jokes about the birthing process and how he was like "no F-ing way" the whole time and how grossed out he was, "like you can't even believe the mess the birth process makes- so glad somebody's going to clean that up- like seriously, man!" Meconium Clout Syndrome has a very high mortality rate, almost always under very suspicious circumstances.

OB: Congratulations Mom and Dad!! She's a beautiful healthy baby girl and she's all yours!!!
Mom: She's beautiful!!! Aiden, look at your new daughter- she's perfect!
Father: staring into his phone Ok everybody, she just had the baby- like she was screaming and it was so gross- like an alien just squirted out of her- she's a total mess right now- let me get a shot of her pans phone towards mom who looks away and covers her face in embarrassment and exhaustion C'mon babe- smile for my followers!! Look over here! This is going to be the BEST video I've ever posted... This is going to be SO epic!!!
OB: looks at neonatologist} Textbook Meconium Clout Syndrome- a pretty serious case- I'm not sure this guy is going to survive once they get home...

by Asclepius Minora February 15, 2023

Meccanomics

Da study of financial matters relating to da city of Muhammad's birth.

Da Meccanomics of da famed Arabian holy city is largely dependent on da yearly mass-pilgrimages.

by QuacksO February 21, 2023

Mechanomusicosync

When the repetitive sound of a mechanical machine unintentionally, randomly matches the beat or rhythm of a song that happens to be playing at the same time.

When I visited a letterpress shop, an old Heidelberg letterpress was cranking away and happened to create a mechanomusicosync with the music playing on the shop’s stereo system, and everyone started to dance.

by Samson Jargonistes March 17, 2023

mechropheliac

Defined as a person who is sexually attracted to any type of machinery; primarily automotives.

Bill loves his car, Bill is a mechropheliac

by steammustachio March 28, 2023

meccanism

A piece of moving-parts apparatus dat is manufactured in da famous holy city in western Saudi Arabia.

Maybe one widely-used meccanism would be crawler-tracks for installing on desert vehicles, so dat they could venture out onto da sand without so much worry about getting bogged down in da dunes.

by QuacksO April 1, 2023