long hour

A “long hour” refers to the “decimal hour”, equal to 2.4 hours, exactly one tenth of a day, sometimes called a “deciday”. The decimal hour was an official unit of French Decimal Time, during the French Revolution, during the 1790s. Since then there are periodic attepts to revive it. It sometimes features in scifi to represent a futuristic or alternate system of measurement.

The chief said to be there in three hours, but did she mean the old hours or the new long hours?

by Yosef10 July 15, 2011

long john silver

when you suck someones dick with nutella or peanutbutter on it.

Her Friend: What did you do with him last night?
Her: Bro I gave him a good ol' long john silver.

by YaBoiJohn April 25, 2019

Long-Haired Balding

A Long-Haired Balding is the next level of faggotry following a "Neckbeard" In the scale of weeaboo faggotry. Weeaboo > Neckbeard > Long-Haired Balding. Long-Haired Baldings look like trolls, usually having gross dirty long hair and balding at the same time due to being old by this point. This form of weeaboo is also mentally insane and is so obsessed with anime and japanese shit that he will do whatever to get anime shit, even kill, especially if he is sad and angry. The first Long-Haired Balding was recorded being seen at this dinky Japanese arcade. Being there for so long his weeaboo power level grew so high he evolved into the Long-Haired Balding.

"Man, look at that Long-Haired Balding over there playing IIDX. Hes passing 12s and putting those NeckBeards to shame."

by DJDuane May 5, 2009

long boy

A very long blow job usually lasting a couple hours

Tommy was horny and wanted stacey to give him a long boy

by lolalovelace March 18, 2014

long distance relationship

Theoretical construct to continue having sex with someone who is hot but lives far away and is not worth moving for, but is worth visiting from time to time for a change from all the regular sex you are getting.

Dude 1: I heard Stacey moved away to go to university, sucks for you.

Dude 2: Psh I just told her we'd have a long distance relationship.

Dude 1: I like your style.

by Mr. Cardboard November 8, 2011

Long Beach Cruisin

A wack ass crew that had wack ass boards with flashlights on them, upgraded to some generic longboards thinking they're superior to other real longborders. This crew really gives longboarders a bad name. You can find this crew "cruising" the RIVER CONTROL of Long Beach. How pathetic is that? If your gonna cruise, cruise on a street or beach. Not the damn river. I will be long dead by the time I hear these people bombing hills. This crew is the exact defintion of HYPEBEASTS.

Mike: Hey man what did you do yesterday?
Tom: Uhm... Nothing why?
Mike: I saw you longboarding on the river control?
Tom: Oh yeah.. I was with my friends Long Beach Cruisin, how about you
Mike: Sounds boring, I was bombing some hills.
Tom: Oh that sounds fun. Something I would really like to try, but my friends are to scared.

by Real Longboarders May 17, 2009

Long-face

a race of people with abnormally long faces.

Natural Habitat: the garage
Food and Drink: Popcorn, Milk
Hobbies: Pool, Building, tinkering

"Look at that long-face over there."

"What a long-face."

by zendikar March 8, 2010