velcro licker

one who lacks intelligence and therefore licks velcro, in the process one's tongue becomes stuck and is pulled out of the mouth; the equivalent of a window licker

My cat Toby is such a velcro licker, he ran into the wall.

by Tobiyashi February 2, 2009

whore licker

lap licker and whore togther

lesbian whores who do oral sex

cecily is a such a whore licker

yes she is

by 7candyluver7 July 26, 2009

Candy Licker

Someone who takes their job waaaay to seriously. Especially in retail. They like corporate arse.

These Candy Lickers want me to wear 5 pieces of flair!

by spectralux November 25, 2009

lieber

A lesbian that looks like Justin Bieber.

Is that Justin Bieber?
No, that's just a lieber. I think she works at QuikTrip.

by bettyanne March 8, 2011

llama licker

A person who likes to lick llamas.

Edwin's a damn llama licker, he licked that llama all night long.

by Jay Byrd the talking noodle December 27, 2007

Leather Licker

A woman who loves the scent of her man's new leather wallet almost as much as the wad of cash stashed within it!

I felt sorry for the old geezer, he should have known she only wanted him for his money. This is the second time he was duped by a Leather Licker.

by walker60 April 1, 2010

mentos licker

one who is a freak with no friends. or a spaztic weirdo. or something you shout out in the middle of class when its really quiet

get away from me you mentos licker!

by xVanessaGx October 27, 2007