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Jerk Occupied

When a girl only dates guys that will hurt her and leave her crying.
Guy #1: Why has that girl been crying so much lately?

Guy #2: I think it's because she's been jerk occupied. She'll only date men that will hurt her.
by Quzu June 9, 2011
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Jerkolepsy

Passing out immediately following a furious masturbation session.
Sorry I missed our date, I suffer from jerkolepsy.
by Chronic Jerkoleptic October 9, 2011
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Jerrying

To collapse chestfirst onto the back of someone sitting in front of a computer and stare at their screen.
Nick was trying to program on his computer until Phillip came up and Jerryed him.

Lets go Jerrying at the library.
by That905Guy September 16, 2012
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Jerry-built

Jerry-built refers to something built shoddily, flimsily, and cheaply.

A lot of people confuse jury-rigged and jerry-built. Although their etymologies are obscure and their meanings overlap, these are two distinct expressions.
That house is only 10 years old and yet it is falling down already. It must have been jerry-built.
by outofstepper October 24, 2012
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Jerrry Network

The inability to establish a basic nexus between two end points within a communication channel such as when trying parties use a tin can phone in a blizzard.
Man my ISP network service is horrible ...its totally Jerrry network.
by Heavy Recoil January 28, 2013
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jerglecoyne

1. a person of unpleasant character and/or whose behavior is offensive to others

2. a race of greedy goblins (colloquial, archaic)
Unhand me, you filthy jerglecoyne! His constant rudeness and insensitivity made everyone think he was a real jerglecoyne.
by Professor Ballfraction February 26, 2013
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JereMiah Carroll

A JereMiah Carroll is a proper name for the Forever Alone Guy. It got started on a gay social network whereby an angry queen used a pseudonym to complain in an obscene manner on the Android Market. His primary complaint was that too many people sent him a friend request.
God Jim, don't be a JereMiah Carroll. Come to the movies with us!
by Trace VDK March 11, 2013
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