lumber jack

a burly man who lives and dies by the axe; lives deep within the deciduous forest where he earns his livelihood by falling large trees, the size of titans.

eats a steady diet of pancakes with maple syrup, beaver, and forest ruffage.

wears a uniform of a plaid flannel shirt.

may or may not be accompanied by a blue ox.

lumber jacks, they don't taste like lumber.

by crimsonhawkman March 25, 2010

Night Jackal

A name, verb, or exclamatory phrase used to denote someone or some action that qualifies as a creeper or stalker and is usually a pedophile. The term is believed to have originated from a real-life stalker-creeper who called himself the "Night Jackal" for a user name on the Internet, was caught masturbating at a local theater in the middle of a Jonas Brothers movie, and is now something of a local celebrity.

Person: Dude, you know that Rahul kid? I heard he invited a group of child trick-or-treaters inside his house and locked the door and chased them around.

Person 2: Oh man! What a night jackal!

by Iamthetalonsofthenight November 15, 2009

Jack Harries

Jack Harries is a sexy Youtuber (JacksGap) from the UK and he makes Vlogs and random videos usually. He has a twin Finn Harries.

DAMN HE IS SO DAMN SEXY WORDS CAN'T DESCRIBE.IT'S AMAZING BECAUSE HS A TWIN AND THAT MEANS DOUBLE SEXINESS. SEXY. SEXY.SEXY.SEXY IS WHAT HE IS. THANK YOU

person#1:Hey Did you watch Jack Harries new video
person#2:Yeah He was so damn sexy

Person#1: Let's go wacth him because he is so damn funny and a sexy beast :)

by Lauren ~ July 26, 2012

jackalope

a rare animal whose mounted head costs $50 in colorado

sucker:man i feel ripped off for this $50 jackalope head!

friend: yeah you dumb ass! those antlers are glued on

by Shtoink September 27, 2006

captain jack sparrow

The classiest pirate out there and the baddest bad ass you've ever come across. While being completely insane, he's got the looks, the charm and his own ship... not to mention dreads and gold teeth. What more could you possibly ask for??? Oh, a great personality? Yeah, he's got that too.

"But why is the rum gone?!"

All hail Captain Jack Sparrow!!!!

by Captain Jack's September 16, 2008

Gay Jack

A confused little boy, who is a wannabe DJ who is DJ Santii sidekick, he goes to little kids parties and perv over the boys, also he fancies his sexy sister.

This guy at school is a Gay Jack

by Nneka Okorie January 21, 2009

Captain Jack

A Billy Joel song which is old but can still touch teens today. It's about struggle and bad luck, but the music with the lyrics is pretty well done. It will make you laugh but maybe also cry...

"Your sister's gone out, she's on a date... but you just sit at home, and masturbate..."

by GO KNIGHTS April 8, 2005