Who? Oh, that lame fraternity created in the 60s who wanted to get in and be like the Alphas, Sigmas, and Kappas?
by LMAO4 May 23, 2007
Get the iota phi theta mug.Mother: The movie starts in half an hour. Let's go.
Father: Hang on. I have to take a shower first.
Mother: Goddammit. You're so IOOP.
Father: Hang on. I have to take a shower first.
Mother: Goddammit. You're so IOOP.
by Jordan110 December 13, 2012
Get the IOOP mug.The place where they care more about paying Ann Williamson over $250,000 a year, cutting retirement funding for their employees, making units work short staffed on a daily basis, and caring more about profit than safety of staff and patients. Then after asking staff to give back earned vacation time and cutting the retirement funding, they find a billing error totaling more than 15 MILLION dollars. But lets not be harsh because they do have the Iowa Cares program where anyone in the state that doesn't want to work like the rest of us, can come for free healthcare where they can have room service, treat the staff like shit, and get all the legal drugs they want on behalf of the taxpayers. Even better, they can complain about the color of the walls, the rooms being too small, having to share a room, parking is too expensive, they couldn't find a cheap hotel, and the hospital should be closer to where they live. I could go on and on but I think you get the idea!
University of Iowa Hospital and Clinics Staffing Department hard at work
Staffing: you need 2 RNs and 1NA so you are not short.
Unit: yes and if we get 2 more admissions, we will require 1 more RN or we will be short staffed.
Staffing: we probably won't have the NA but we will let you know.
Unit: okay let us know, we have x-number patients that require 2-3 people to turn, potty, etc.
1hr later:
Staffing: we can give you the RN's but couldn't get an NA.
unit: okay, what choice do we have
5 minutes later:
(pager going off)
5 admissions in 20min.
Unit calling staffing;
We just got 5 admissions, we need another nurse because now we are running short.
Staffing to Unit:
Sorry but we don't have anyone.
Surprsingly staffing and bedboard share the same office, but staffing had NO IDEA there were all these pending admissions from ETC????
Staffing: you need 2 RNs and 1NA so you are not short.
Unit: yes and if we get 2 more admissions, we will require 1 more RN or we will be short staffed.
Staffing: we probably won't have the NA but we will let you know.
Unit: okay let us know, we have x-number patients that require 2-3 people to turn, potty, etc.
1hr later:
Staffing: we can give you the RN's but couldn't get an NA.
unit: okay, what choice do we have
5 minutes later:
(pager going off)
5 admissions in 20min.
Unit calling staffing;
We just got 5 admissions, we need another nurse because now we are running short.
Staffing to Unit:
Sorry but we don't have anyone.
Surprsingly staffing and bedboard share the same office, but staffing had NO IDEA there were all these pending admissions from ETC????
by pissed off employee September 19, 2010
Get the University of Iowa Hospital and Clinics mug.A school that thinks they're better than Punahou. Truth be told, they are nowhere near as good as Punahou, and can't take it like a man when they lose games to them. The school is located in Oahu. Their school colors are as depressing as the school; red and black.
Guy 1: 'Iolani lost to us again.'
Guy 2: 'Haha, I know. They're such sore losers, and can't take a loss.'
Guy 2: 'Haha, I know. They're such sore losers, and can't take a loss.'
by DontYouHateItWhenYouLose April 16, 2011
Get the Iolani mug.Anca-Ioana Dinu is a very beautiful Romanian influencer, she has reached over 13k followers on instagram (as of may-2018). She has lots of friends and loves to hang out at Starbucks Victoriei. Her usual coffee order is a venti decaf white mocha with hazelnuts. She also has an addiction with Olynth. She needs it in order to survive. She has reached the Queen level at Starbucks, by also having a popsocket on her phone with the Starbucks logo but instead of the mermaid it is her majesty with a crown on her head.
-Where is Anca-Ioana Dinu??
-At Starbucks Victoriei.
-Of course, she is at Starbucks with Tudor and Deni!!!
-At Starbucks Victoriei.
-Of course, she is at Starbucks with Tudor and Deni!!!
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