hyperassilation

Extreme fear or panic may cause someone's asshole to open and close (ocillate) at a high rate of speed. Hyperventalation of the ass.

When her husband pulled up in the driveway, John began suffering from acute hyperassilation. He grabbed his underwear and socks and ran out the back door.

by Rockhouse July 11, 2009

hyperfiliac

a chick with a different decision of how the world works.

she always wants to be a hyperfiliac by looking at the world different than every other person.

by Mr. Jared webster August 30, 2009

hyperdraft

Exceeding your overdraft on a bank account

I.e. "I can't buy that cheese sandwich, it will launch me into my hyperdraft."

by The One and Only Daffy Duck December 5, 2009

Hyperchurch

to be on a level of greatness superior to that of a god

man last night was hyperchurch

by vmartinezii January 11, 2010

hyperfriendship

A friendship between two people who have become such good friends that they know everything about each other, absolutely need to talk to each other every day, can communicate with just a glance, and can most often be found together. An inseparable pair.

"Janet and I have a hyperfriendship-- we see each other every day, but still get excited about the prospect of hanging out more."

by mahge January 13, 2010

hyperlarious

Sometimes, "hi"larious just doesn't cut it. I give you HYPERLARIOUS

Dude, this video is so funny... it's hyperlarious!

by Motorfred June 8, 2010

Hyperfuzz

When you have the sudden urge to view/read/do something you were recently talking or thinking about.

I was just talking about Blink-182 with someone, now I'm in a total hyperfuzz listening to all their old stuff.

by NorthernGate April 24, 2010