Hur’s Him

When you’re a politician and a special prosecutor named Robert Hur puts you to a difficult choice: admit you committed a crime or admit you’re not mentally fit to hold office. Similar to a Hobson’s Choice or trying to decide whether to remain a him, or go dominate a sport for her’s.

The lawyer put The Big Guy to a Hur’s Him; he either had to admit he was fit to stand trial or unfit to keep his job.

by ajpolo February 9, 2024

I'm Him

A phrase yelled by athletes in celebration after making a game winning shot or a big play. Him is reference to the man, the one, that nigga, the GOAT, whatever someone thinks they are. I'm Him means I'm not you, because you suck. i won SO I'm him and you ain't shit.

"I'm Him, Im that muther fucka!" -Lebron James

by fuckhand February 10, 2024

I am him syndrome

When you think you are him, but you infact are not.

"I am going to jump over this creek"

"Don't do it . That is way too far."

"Nah bro, I am him"
*Proceeds to fall into water*
Classic case of I am him syndrome

by Dictionary user 7354 February 17, 2024

I am him syndrome

When you think you are him, but you infact are not.

"I am going to jump over this creek"

"Don't do it . That is way too far."

"Nah bro, I am him"
*Proceeds to fall into water*
Classic case of I am him syndrome

by Dictionary user 7354 February 17, 2024

Mahito got him

When Mahito from Jujutsu Kaisen Touches someone leaving them deformed for life

Me: Do you know how Mahito got him

Friend: Yeah it's straight up a massacre in the hood

Me: Ik fam but still it was fucking brtal

by Xtractorcat March 1, 2024

If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascists

You weren't fucking doing that you dork. You weren't preempting his fascism. He had a vaguely fascist thing about violence keeping people civil... I'm like, that's like fascism and you're not Joe Rogan... And then he started DOING a fascism... And now I'm the highest status man on the planet because I created A.I. I'm the only one who can stop him!

Dork "If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascists..."

Hym "You weren't fucking doing that you fucking hippy!"

by Hym Iam March 5, 2024

I need him biblically.

A phrased used when someone wants to worship someone blindly, but also completely defile them in a sexual manner. Similarly to how the bible was defiled in a literal manner, and yet is still praised as the true words of god.

"He's so handsome, I need him biblically."
"Daaaamn, girl! Get yo man."

by Zephyrooski March 21, 2024