Heavy Hard

A soft boner that still is hanging down but yet blood is rushing to it, making it hard to the touch.

Jeff: "Bro, I was humping her ass and it gave me a Heavy Hard. I wasn't ready to stick it in yet."
Ralph: "Yeah, man that happens to me all the time. That's why I use Viagra."

by DoctorZer0 July 3, 2012

A Hard Day's Night

3rd album by The Beatles, released in 1964.

--TRACKS--
-SIDE 1-
A Hard Day's Night
I Should Have Known Better
If I Fell
I'm Happy Just To Dance With You
And I Love Her
Tell Me Why
Can't Buy Me Love
-SIDE 2-
Any Time At All
I'll Cry Instead
Things We Said Today
When I Get Home
You Can't Do That
I'll Be Back

A Hard Day's Night is the 1st Beatles' Movie too, released in the same year of the album.

"It's been a hard day's night and I've been working like a dog..."

by FabFour_03 July 2, 2018

Pebble hard

Having a severe erection, but with a micro-penis.

Damn Taylor! Yo dick is so small, you don’t get rock hard, you get pebble hard!

by Raw dawg August 28, 2018

Try hard goth

A person who has no knowledge of the Gothic subculture and it's roots, a person in it for fashion and to look edgy aka all SoundCloud rappers in 2018 and people wearing depression/mental illness as a fashion statement

Lil xan is such a try hard goth he has "sadness" written across his pull over hoodie

by Hexblade October 4, 2018

Die Hard Rita

The most severe of all diarrhea. Unrelenting and persistent like Bruce Willis in the movie Die Hard, this is the kind of diarrhea that will stop at nothing to escape from one’s asshole. An anal flame thrower.

Feels like I’m going to shit flames and razor blades when Die Hard Rita attacks.

by LeroyLooselips April 30, 2019

Music Hard

When music is so good it feels like sex.

Wow, Noah Kahan's new song made me so music hard.

by A Dibb March 28, 2019

Minecraft Hardcore

A version that Ph1lza survived for 5 years but died to a baby zombie and a spider. The hardest mode of Minecraft, 1 life, Allow cheats off in the menu, and stuck on Hard. Many people have tried, but just fail at around day 5.

#1 I want to play Minecraft Hardcore, and beat Ph1lza's record!
#2 Good luck doing that, Noob.

by Userious? October 11, 2021