squirrel handed

To have a squirrel for a hand

Some people are squirrel handed. Gregor is a weird name.

by The Bob!!! September 20, 2003

Book hangover

Book hang-o-ver (hang-oh-ver)

noun
1. The inability to start a new book because you are still living in the old book's world
2. The inability to function at work/school because you were up all night binge-reading

Sam cannot make it to the committee meeting today as she has a book hangover

by Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat June 8, 2014

hand fruit

Any fruit that is normally eaten by holding it whole in one's hand (e.g. apples, bananas, etc.)

Fruits that are only palm-able by giants or people with hand deformities (and palm-able things that are not fruits) don't count.

A: Is a casaba a hand fruit?
B: Only if you're Andre the Giant.

A: Excuse me, could you direct me to the Hand Fruit section?
B: The what?

by Jim-Bob McDuggan November 8, 2009

go cannibal my hannibal

This describes a comical request for a blow job.

Ben Dover requested Wonda Wonderpig to go cannibal my Hannibal!

by I, Wreckerrr January 17, 2017

Handsy Boy

Handsome boy.

Used in literally Hitler.

“Awww, You look so Handsy Boy.”
“Doesn’t he look Handsy Boy?”
“He always looks Handsy Boy!”

by Bean Spider November 2, 2020

rufus hannah

Rufus Hannah (1955), also known as Rufus the Stunt Bum, is an American advocate for homeless rights who became known for his role in the early Bumfights videos: in 2000, while himself a homeless alcoholic, he was paid $5 to be filmed running headfirst into a stack of milk crates

Rufus Hannah: "BFK for Life!"

by Lohmiller November 12, 2007

quiet hands

An admonishment one can whisper to oneself or another when it becomes important to inhibit an overwhelming curiosity and desire to handle everything within reach.

I heard him softly muttering “quiet hands” to himself as he eyeballed everything he was gleefully imagining touching.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 5, 2019