first pony

1. when you ride that dick for the first time
2. when small you rode that poor pony at the school fair

definition one
girl one. omg i dont think im a lesbian anymore
girl two. did you have your first pony?
girl one. yeah

definition two
mum. look hannah there's a pony over there, wanna ride it?
hannah. YES!!!!
mum. its gonna be you're first pony!

by cccasee April 25, 2019

First Mouth

First Mouth is what we aliens like to call human belly buttons.

Sam: Hey Dean watch out for those aliens ok man, they are putting dildos in peopls first mouths.

Dean: This sounds like a good time for some pie.

by 769thefrogdrankwine July 18, 2019

First Law of Holes

"If you find yourself in a hole, your first course of action should be to stop digging." If you find yourself in a bad situation, stop doing something that is actively making it worse.

Dylan got himself into trouble with the cops. He didn't remember the first law of holes and started fighting with them.

by Intelligence001 July 23, 2019

First Day of No Nut Nov.

Where men die.

FUCKING HELL ITS THE FIRST DAY OF NO NUT NOV.

by Mistermicbeth November 1, 2019

First Years™

In irish secondary schools, the 12-13 year olds are in first year. this makes them First Years™. Characteristics of First Years™ include: arrogance, cockiness, annoyingness and smartassness.

second year: oh god, here comes some First Years™
third year: shut up you were a First Year™ last year

by ginalinettispaghetticonfetti November 16, 2019

First Timer Syndrome

First Timer Syndrome is a desperate obsessive compulsion to be the first at something; regardless of whether it was commercially viable.

Dan didn't know why his crypto project wasn't valuating: It turns out he was suffering from a severe case of First Timer Syndrome.

by liquid mike November 16, 2019

First Years

Oh man where do I start 😂😂. They think they are so cool going into first year and half of them are acco crazy. But obviously some of them are just boring. Aw man ya just gotta love em anyway. 😂

‘Oh look it’s first years’

‘Why did you roll your eyes’
‘Because first years are crazy’

by Imjustbored😂 November 19, 2019