sluty money

Money that was to be used for a malicious purpose.

Guy 1: dude I have so much money right now
Guy 2: what are you using it for?
Guy 1: I'm about to buy my Ho an engagement ring.
Guy 2: bro that's sluty money, you don't buy ho's engagement rings, you buy your bro's dinner instead

by ging3rbak3r February 20, 2014

Pure Money

Def.1: A phrase that is used to identify a person who is rich, and shows it by wearing alot of gold chains, rings, teeth, etc.

Def.2: Also used to describe something cool that happened.

Example 1:Dayum, look at ZJ. He's wearing a whole lot of blong and gold today. Hes pure money!

Example 2:Did you she that 3-pointer?! That b-ball shot was pure money!

by Zaddyy Jay October 11, 2016

pixie money

pocket and/or belly button lint.

All I had in my pockets was some pixie money.

by Mexicanbabe69 March 29, 2008

On the money, honey!!!!!!!!!

This phrase must only be said by middle-aged gingers who knows math and wears glasses.

Student: 1+1 = 2
Ginger: On the money, honey!!!!!!!!!
*A fat man proceeds to crawl out of the ginger's mouth and will attempt to crawl into yours.*

by TheUrbanManWithTheDans October 9, 2019

Money Stick

A male organ, often below average in size, with the sole purpose of compelling its owner to submit financially to unobtainable women.

I sent him a picture to make his money stick hard so he would pay for my lunch

by Mister Big Boy December 10, 2021

money hung

A guy who has a lot of money, but a disappointing dick. Girls will typically be drawn to him for his money.

His dick ain't shit, but at least he's money hung.

by JustLik3Me August 16, 2017

spooky money

A secret stash of money, one spouse keeps hidden from another. Just for their own, personal use.

"Road trip is on. I'll pay using my spooky money."

by Brat_Bondage December 30, 2006