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Female

"That female squirted like a human ketchup bottle when she was on her period"
by "Girlfriend Lamonte" October 6, 2016
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female orgasm

It's right here on Urban Dictionary: female orgasm: totally a myth. See, babe? Blame biology, not me!
by Rambunctious Raccoon April 7, 2021
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feemales

The new politically correct word for referring to females who charge money for sex.
It's bad enough that I have to pay for sex, but now I have call hookers feemales so I don't offend them?
by Arnie Grape May 1, 2021
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Female Lapper

Used as a verb, it is a highly erotic act of pleasure performed for a single male by two shorties frequenting an adult entertainment establishment. It involves a wilingness on the parts of all parties to enter a state of shangri-la while being serviced by the staff.
"Hey Laura and Kristin, lets go get us some pooty-tang and show Matt the real meaning of female lapper!
by LOVE2LAP February 18, 2005
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Female-Fisherman

A woman who hooks a man to then "kiss it and chuck it back" so it can't get tricked by someone else.
"That girl Fiona is a right female-fisherman!"
by point3keats December 13, 2009
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Female-Fisherman

TYPO: Should be so it CAN get tricked again!
"That girl Fiona is a right female-fisherman!"
by point3keats May 15, 2010
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Female Farming

The sexual action of a man laying across two chairs, as the woman gives him a handjob and the man cums in a bucket, like a farmer milking a cow. The woman proceeds to drink the bucket.
Hey Mark, I heard you and Mary tried some wild stuff last night!

Yeah, she's great at female farming!
by j gatsby November 26, 2013
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