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Finger Free February 

For the whole month of February girls can not masterbate at all
Girl “haha it’s November nnn bitch
Boy “ did you froget about Finger Free February

February 9 

they’re short
why are people born on february 9 so short
February 9 by a tall person December 6, 2019

February 4th 

National Baby Dyke day
That day of the year where all the baby dykes rise up
Why are there so many baby dykes raiding the mall?!
Bro haven’t you heard it’s February 4th
February 4th by Bbg_mb4 October 19, 2019

February 7th 

The people who were born today wear what they want when they want and don’t care about how other people see them. They are some of the gayest people you will ever know and they have many connections and friends to help them out. They are kind sweet and love transformers, they are also GAY GAY GAY GAY!
If you were born on February 7th then you are a wild gay. Be free my friend.
February 7th by JJ Williams October 27, 2019

february 22

February 22 is national cut someone’s hair day!
Bob: *cuts becky’s hair*
Becky: WTF was that for weirdo
Bob: don’t you know it’s February 22 cut someone’s hair day, u uncultured swine
february 22 by Lion_ King October 15, 2019

27th February 

The best idiotic,most cringiest and well known human was born on the 27th.
He/She is pretty and thicc but cant be serious and their temper is too much:)
Look at that girl’s temper!!She must be born on the 27th of Feb
OMG! They are so idiotic but cringe! Must be born on the 27th February
27th February by urbanlOvEr101 November 2, 2019