eric douche

a russian who is a complete asshole. see also douche.

"hey you wanna go out tonight?"
"no thank you i rather be eric douche and hit on internet girls."

by keven r October 19, 2008

eric's dick

1. The smoothest cock in the world. The highest hyperbole one can give something is to say that it is as _____as Eric's dick.

Jack: How about that sun, huh?

Kevin: Yeah! It's as bright as Eric's dick is smooth.

Jack: You can say that again! Eric's dick is SO smooth!

by boshlover69 July 4, 2016

Eric

The name for weird guys who are always drawn to blondes. Eric's love women more then themselves. They get good grades and are cute. Eric's are known for their massive boners but little penis size.

Emily: Dude, there's Eric!

Sarah: Behind that massive bulge?

by rubyredrose.3490 March 5, 2017

erifili

She's that sexy kind of girl that everyone wants to fuck her without hurting her. She deserves the world

Do you like the way an Erifili is looking at u?

by Nicolas22344 January 7, 2018

Erin

Erin is a knockout. Girls are serectly jealous of her popularity and beauty. She has trust issues with guys and doesn’t realize when they like her. Her laugh is so contagious and her sense of humor is amazing but can be a little harsh. She has many talents that others don’t but only because she’s worked hard for them. She doesn’t deserve the life she has and doesn’t get nearly enough credit for who she is. Not even from her closest friends. Everyone is just a little jealous of this girl and any guy to have her is the luckiest guy in the world.

Erin is my bestfriend.

by actuallysheueueh78 December 10, 2018

Erika

Erika is a beautiful, outgoing, selfless, smart ass, thick, she is the baddest bitch you will ever meet. She loves to play volleyball, and play the violin. Erika gets all the guys and or girls, except for the guy that she wants. She is very creative and strong. She is never shy, and will fight you if she feels like it. She would most likely beat your ass if she wanted to. She is a very loyal, honest friend or best friend. She is a keeper in friend ship and in a relegation ship. She is one of a kind.

Erika: Lets fight i’m bored.
Random Person: no thanks
Erika: *Gets mad* *Necks you so hard you faint*

by ErikasBestie November 10, 2019

Erik

the best freaking human ever. he treats you like a princess and is literally the nicest person ever. he is also very cute and i love hims so very much

I love Erik so much

by e he he April 26, 2021