dry dock

The act of deficating on the bathroom floor just to the side of the toilet bowl. This is a practice commonly carried out as a prank by college aged party goers. Often times this involves the consumption of alchohol before hand as a relaxing agent. The culprits typically target large fraternity house parties.

Man we threw a hell of a rager last night which pretty much went off without a hitch, aside from the fact that some pillow biter up and dry docked us mid evening.

by TheNoodler April 21, 2006

dry land

When you defecate so substantially that the pile of excrement you create forms an island that reaches above the surface of the water in the toilet boil.

I shat so much that I saw dry land.

by Just Another Ghost Writer April 22, 2015

dry horn

To be disappointed or let down

On finding that someone has let you down, you would say; "That gives me the dry horn"

by Bernard Martin June 11, 2006

Dry Hump

The action that occurs when a male inadvertently gets an erection in the presence of his other male friends. The man with the erection proceeds to pin down one of his friends, and repeatedly pelvic thrust his erection against the victim's crotch or face. This is done to humiliate and embarrass the victim.

Don: "Dude, I dry humped Ray in front of his friends last week."

by Tooawkward February 1, 2016

dry humped

When you fully warm up for a baseball game but coach doesn't put you in.

Coach totally just dry humped me!

by Aiden18 April 15, 2017

dry day

A day where you have a problem masterbating in the shower and your mom tells you to get out before you can ejaculate.

hey man, i hate when i only have a dry day

by aaron May 1, 2005

Cut and Dry

Term often used by mental midgets who do not know the English language. Usually said by hammerheads who want to come off as intelligent but are looked at sideways by people who properly say cut and dried.

Susie denied Jimmy some action in the basement with a strong no! It was pretty cut and dry.

by Kongo44 July 9, 2019