Fire-Donging

Fire-donging is the act of setting your penis over an open fire to strengthen it for hours of sexual activity. This is done by placing the penis over the fire to the point of it almost causing burns, but not. this has not been proven, but in theory this should work.

1. Jeff decided Fire-Donging before his night of sexual conquest would be a good plan.

by Alistairthemagnificent June 18, 2010

doug funnie

Used predominately by Caucasian society to inconspicuously identify members of the African american race whilst in their presence. Often used as a socially acceptable replacement for nigger.

All those doug funnies do is steal and live off their welfare checks. Why don't they get a job? Turn off the damn rap music and stop doing drugs. Pardon me Charles, "What's the difference between doug funnies and snow tires?"..."Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them." HA HA HA...and we don't even have to whisper!

by Winston Smithson April 26, 2008

dodging a bullet

Highschool/College slang meaning you didn't do an assignment/essay before the due date and something happens that pushes back the due date, which gives you time to do it.

person one: Damn, I'm lucky, I didn't do that assignment and it was due today, however school was closed. I don't know why it was closed, but I dodged a bullet!

person two: Damn, I wish I was lucky like you -.-

Face it, if dodging a bullet didn't exist, we would fail classes. everyone forgets an assignment now and then.

by X64-Brendon June 3, 2009

Doug

"Doug" is a name given to a stereotypical man. someone who likes to party, have a drink with 'the lads' and chase the ladies. "Dougs" often use cheesy phrases and seem to have rather low standards in women.

Man#1 and Man#2 drinking at a bar when two girls walk past.
Man#1: Hey girls, want two tickets to the gun show ? *flexes arm*
Man#2: oh shut up, Doug!

by Dutch09 August 16, 2009

Doogie

slang term meaning amazing, yes, awesome, super cool, or mad tight. also can be used instead of the word SLAMMIN'. also known as a form of greeting and a handshake. if an expert you will know the term super doogie. it is an extreme handshake that only few can master.

that burger was so doogie.
doogie sammy. instead of SLAMMIN' sammy.

by tj-moss December 19, 2007

Doug Johnson

Average white guy, generally overweight. Wears low-cut converses or vans with socks sticking out, cargo shorts, and wears short sleeves button shirts with exotic designs. Eats food off of other people's plates. Changes in the bathroom stalls of locker rooms. Listens to Coldplay and generally works at movie theaters and fast food restaurants. Is in the school band and wrestling.

That guy in the khaki shorts and Hawaiian shirt just took my a crab leg off plate! He's such a Doug Johnson.

by JaredFagle January 9, 2017

Dougie

A dead set dog cunt that never has a pen.

Dougie always loses or steals pens. He is such a dog cunt!

by Rockcrushingguru July 5, 2019