Lopsided Dinner

The act of eating a meal from a gaping asshole of a deceased, hanging person.

I was at church when I walked in on the minister eating some lopsided dinner from the dangling lady.

by discoloredreasoning June 21, 2019

daddy dinger

the act of transcending from a young man to an wise old sage, by hooking up with a partner 12 years or more younger. From that moment on, he will exclusively wear cargo pants, tommy Bahama shirts and spend his money on an entry level Porsche.

Rich hits one daddy dinger and now he won’t stop quoting caddyshack and wears a cheap gold chain.

by Mambarule July 12, 2019

Microwave dinner

Looks good in pictures but not in reality.

1. A person who is attractive in photos but not in reality. The opposite of in-person hot.

2. A situation that seems great on paper, but is definitely not great once it happens. Similar to Honeypot.

Friend: Hey bro... Check out my girlfriend.
Guy: Dang she's hot....
*Meets her*
Guy: Yeah nvm dude....she's a total microwave dinner.

by Karab okama August 11, 2019

Double dicker

A double dicker is when you have two boys messaging you in one night who are flirting with you.

Nah last night was a proper double dicker haha

by Mxxxymxxxxxr December 4, 2019

Big Dinner Slag

Big Dinner Slag is an insult used to throw people off whilst arguing with them because what even is it? Also it’s funny as fuck.

Wow is that Danielle?
Yeah she’s a right big dinner slag.

by irbandictfan123 February 27, 2020

mother dicker

Someone who dicks mother's.

You see Steve over there? He docked your mom last night. What a mother dicker.

by Clemon2589 December 1, 2020

2nd dinner

A meal after dinner. Typically, at least an hour after your main dinner and before 3am the next day.

Son-hey mom can I have 2nd dinner?
Mom- We just had chili for dinner at 6pm, are you hungry again?

Son- It is 9pm now and I am hungry again.

by Stunnin’ January 21, 2021