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date finger

The insertion of a finger into the anus past the sticky date boundary.
"Hoppa's gone the date finger and is taking a good whiff"
by reptar October 2, 2007
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thug life date

a date where you watch george lopez and get drunk
Mannn, in two weeks I'm having a thug life date.
by captain huevo February 27, 2010
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date rape

Occurs from over consumption of too much hard alcohol (monarch, 151, capt. Morgan etc…) Begin to black out and next thing you know your friend’s decent but desperate older sister is on your lap messing with your gear. Next thing you know your on bathroom floor, car, or couch having very loud sex.

Wonder of how the fuck this came to be sets in after word but realization that you nailed your friend’s sister and is very hilarious event. Friends’ telling of this event spreads like wildfire and you get a good 15 minutes of fame for your drunken no pants dance.

Because of your intoxication this event should be considered date rape.
"Dude, I nailed your sister. She is a freak in bed man." haha

She committed a date rape when she got me when I was drunk
by SpunCrazyB January 17, 2006
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date

You can tell the age of a camel by checking out its date
by god February 12, 2003
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Date Rape

Dude, I found all my dates mashed and covered in jizz, I think Jim date raped them.
by ketchupkirby November 5, 2016
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I fuck on the first date

A joke that implies the person will attempt to have sex on the first date with whom they took on the date.
I told her "I fuck on the first date"
by Snicker Tits January 26, 2009
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DaleSpring

This term refers to the suburb Springdale in Cincinnati, Ohio. This area is home for a popular mall, big movie theater and many restaurants. This is the former home of many elderly white people to now a younger generation of blacks and hispanics. Some of the most poppin' places around is Perkins and the BP gas station right across the street from it, the rec (which is located in the ghetto of DaleSpring) where many 'substances' are transported and all the many local parks in the area where booty calls and other sexual acts occur. This is NOT your average neighborhood and it's becoming more 'hood' everyday. So, don't ever be afraid to holla at somebody in da DaleSpring, they won't hurt you, but they may ask you for something...
Don't be fooled by all the cops - they can't hold us down!
by bigboi January 28, 2007
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