Penis cum

A word you say when you don’t have a reaction to something

Joe: I anally molested your mom’s pet rock
Bob: Penis cum

by I eat penis January 1, 2022

Mr Cum

Mr Cum is the infamous man who will eat all of your cummies. And when he does this, he will lick his lips while moaning from the intense pleasure he will be getting from your spunkywunkies. Your jizzywizzy will fuel his power. Once he has obtained your cum, he will be unstoppable. Run. Run from Mr Cum.

Steve: "Oh boy, I sure do love having my cum in a jar. I sure hope that Mr Cum doesn't eat it."
Mr Cum: *Eats Steve's cum*
Steve: "Oh no, now we are all doomed!"

by Sussy Bazinga October 29, 2022

cum wagon

A classier way to say cum dumpster.

"bro, emma is such a cum wagon"

by carr0tcakes September 8, 2018

Ear cum

Exactly what you'd expect, a yorkshire person gets confused by a mirror and says come 'ear backwards.

EAR CUM LAD AN I'LL SHOW YOU MY TOOLBOX
Daddy I'm scared...

by Crumpet bucker October 28, 2016

cum potato

someone who talks about sex and etc. so much that you want to rip their head off.

don: josh is such a cum potato! he is always talking about sex! he practically lives and breathes the shit.

by FunnyTsunny September 26, 2015

Birthday Cum

The annual creampie granted by your girlfriend while she's been taking the pill.

Hey babe, you know what day is today, time for my birthday cum!

by ImPandastick May 31, 2021

cum nigga

may or may not be a lil nigga covered in cum

"that lil nigga be a cum nigga"

by 100% a black man January 1, 2021