Lock Crotch

A Vagina that doesn't like to let a penis have its freedom. Crotch won' open, pitbull snatch.
Missy gets all lock crotch on her husband. Man that bitch gotz a big ol' case of Pitbull snatch... 360 Days A Year!
by Desiree Markert January 02, 2009
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crotch waggin'

Airing out of the pussy or shitter by waving it in the air vigorously.
No tp, just go for a good crotch waggin'.
by Cleo the Cat August 31, 2007
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Crotch Pooch

noun: a fatty buldge in the crotch area on indians
That's the primest crotch pooch I have ever seen!
by Brittany February 07, 2005
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butter crotch

Like 'butter face', but instead of a hot body with an ugly face, the person possesses exceptionally good looks but a small/not so good looking crotch. For men, common terms would be 'pencil dick' or 'baby penis'. Women, terms like 'blue waffle' or the favorite 'stink tuna'.
Jake: Dude, I swear Amanda is so freakin' hot! I'm really considering getting in bed with her tonight.

Dave: Ehh, yeah she's good looking, but I wouldn't bang. Word is she's a butter crotch.

Jake: What?
Dave: Yep. Her clitoris looks like chewed up bubble gum. Pretty sick man.
by lennytheoreo November 29, 2012
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Crotch Rocket

An extremely painful prank for the crotch-rocketed in which the two crotch-rocketeers stand in front and behind their victim, grab each others hands under his crotch, yell "Crotch Rocket!!!" yank, and send that poor, screaming sob sky-high.
Tom: Hey Mark and Terry! Wanna go to... why are guys standing so --

Mark and Terry: CROTCH ROCKET!!!

Tom: YEEEEOOWW!!!
by damarius February 23, 2009
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dumpster crotch

a)A female whose lack of hygiene has caused her genitalia odor to resemble the dumpster behind Fortino's aroma.

b)Stanky, scabby bitch.
Yo bitch go wash that shit out with some spray nine you filthy dumpster crotch.

The dirty prostitute sure smelled like a dumpster crotch.
by Bigsteelmomma January 26, 2006
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crotch monkeys

Crotch Monkeys is a slang term for Pubic Lice or Crabs. Also see std.
Danm, I was kickin it wit yo sista last night and those crotch monkeys be swingin' tha vines. Yo crab havin trick sista gave me the crabs and the clap.
by Mitchca March 30, 2006
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