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Where’s the Condom?

A very risky game that only few are brave enough to play. You start with a condom on. Then during sex you pull it off like David Copperfield and slam it back in without saying a word.
I was smashing that ho from behind and slipped that rubber off. Then after I cummed she was like “Where’s the condom?” I promptly snapped her butthole with it.
by Travis Castle May 28, 2018
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Condoms

Something that all people should buy before having sex. These little rubbers will help you not get STD's so next time you go to the store please buy some and don't end up in the hospital with an infection because u didn't want to spend $5 to buy some. Hospital bill will be more expensive.
Kids use Condoms before having sex, Make sure you check it and its still good to use.
by Call_me_daddyy March 12, 2019
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Canadian Condom

A condom that will be the nicest, softest, condom of all time. WILL LISTEN TO ALL COMMANDS
Girl: TO HARD!! Man: Okay Ill just use my Canadian condom
by Canadian Condom April 24, 2017
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condom gagging

Condom gaging is when a man cums in a condom while it is inside of a woman’s throat and there is so much cum that it weighs the condom down enough we’re the female or the man has to pull out the cum filled condom out of her throat
Dude last night I was condom gagging my girlfriend, it was so hot when she pulled it out of here throat
by MEGA_SIMP September 5, 2023
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Condom

Condom, cockcoozie, kidnapper what ever your you call them your parents wished they used them.
I forgot to use a condom when i banged your mom last night so say hi to your sister for me
by Nexus the memer May 9, 2022
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canyon condom

It is the condom women wear when they do not want to get pregnant. Similar to a male condom.
It is also something a male wear when they perform anal and do not want a frosted asshole.
Ex 1.
Girl: Baby please I'm tired...
Guy: Put that canyon condom back on, I'm going in.
Ex 2.
Guy 1: Are you ready yet? ;)
Guy 2: Not without a canyon condom on.
by NoeyJoeyLoey July 20, 2015
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Condom Suit

A suit which also acts as a condom. Conforms to the shape of the penis.
Samus’s suit is the greatest condom suit.
by Sammy Summers January 6, 2020
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