A less explicit version of "You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!" It means that no matter how hard they try, no one will be able to catch anything.
While a pack of dogs chased a cat, the cat insulted them by saying, "You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!"
by GallopingSausage April 15, 2019
said to advise someone that they will have an advantage if they do something immediately or before anyone else does it
Thank god I hoarded TPs at Costco in February. The early worm catches the bird and the latecomers get nothing
by nood564 March 31, 2020
Very similar to a dirty Sanchez, However with this instead of running your finger under her/his nose you will fish hook them with that dirty finger
by tergold1973 November 10, 2013
To witness.
Billy was riding his bike home from soccer practice with his brother Walter. They see a mugging in an alley they normally cut through to save time and turn around to flee.
Billy says to Walter, "I'm catching that on eye... poor guy. Hopefully there was a camera!" as they race home in fear.
Billy says to Walter, "I'm catching that on eye... poor guy. Hopefully there was a camera!" as they race home in fear.
by Bird-0 May 28, 2023
by Toddy's Terms June 28, 2019
Stephanie-“Yo Tiffany you got an extra snatch catch I can borrow for my tennis match later”
Tiffany- “Yeah of course I would want you to hurt your ovaries”
Tiffany- “Yeah of course I would want you to hurt your ovaries”
by MiTheGoddess September 06, 2021
<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel Jose Robles Catches An Individual Not Leaving Me ALoen, I, ANgel JOse RObles, Will Kill AN individual<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel Jose Robles Catches An Individual Not Leaving Me ALoen, I, ANgel JOse RObles, Will Kill AN individual<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025