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Internet Condom

A VPN, or anything that mostly masks what you do online.
Person 1: Hey, do you know any good Internet Condoms?
Person 2: Mullvad is a good option.
by brodean3 March 23, 2024
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Condom Pants

A special condom that are the size of pants
"You slept with Jill?! Dude I hope you wore condom pants she's got the herp".
by Mikeyslime September 5, 2013
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Condom mud

Residual fecal materal left on a condom after anal intercorse
Rachael I think you sat on chocolate. Oh no it's just condom mud.
by Ray ray jr August 2, 2018
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Condom Cowl

A cowl that makes Red Robin's head look like he's wearing a condom.
"His suit has a Condom Cowl!"
by TimDunk January 7, 2024
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Diamond Condom

Condom for rich dudes infused with real diamonds.
My friend Elon Musk has a diamond Condom and he loves it.
by donga don September 11, 2022
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kokomo condom

Using a sheet of sand paper as a condom.
I ran out of rubbers but my tool box was right there, so I used a Kokomo condom.
by NotWadeW October 4, 2017
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Condom

He uses a condom
by Bread bank October 18, 2019
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