Internet Condom

A VPN, or anything that mostly masks what you do online.

Person 1: Hey, do you know any good Internet Condoms?
Person 2: Mullvad is a good option.

by brodean3 March 23, 2024

Condom Pants

A special condom that are the size of pants

"You slept with Jill?! Dude I hope you wore condom pants she's got the herp".

by Mikeyslime September 5, 2013

Condom mud

Residual fecal materal left on a condom after anal intercorse

Rachael I think you sat on chocolate. Oh no it's just condom mud.

by Ray ray jr August 2, 2018

Condom Cowl

A cowl that makes Red Robin's head look like he's wearing a condom.

"His suit has a Condom Cowl!"

by TimDunk January 7, 2024

Diamond Condom

Condom for rich dudes infused with real diamonds.

My friend Elon Musk has a diamond Condom and he loves it.

by donga don September 11, 2022

kokomo condom

Using a sheet of sand paper as a condom.

I ran out of rubbers but my tool box was right there, so I used a Kokomo condom.

by NotWadeW October 4, 2017

Condom

Penis balloon

He uses a condom

by Bread bank October 18, 2019