boardmasta

The masta of my board ;)

Oh, board you can have ALL of my board that you want!

by Cheatah November 18, 2002

boardchow

the stuff that comes out of Robzilla's ass

Crap, Robz is eating his boardchow again.

by Anon. April 9, 2003

board monkey

Someone who spends so much time cruising the boards, that after making 10,000 posts, accidentally says something worthwhile.

"I HAVE 12,384 POSTS!! I are pwn Joo! I wonder why no one likes me?"

reply "Here's your sign, board monkey"

by Will of Stone February 5, 2004

board unwarper

The machine that unwarps gnarled boards. Alan, lord of all dumbasses, quested for it for 10 whole minutes, until he was told to go sit down.

Whure's thuh board unwarper Teacher???

by bzm June 3, 2004

bodard

Lol! bodard means bothered, but here in bristol all the chavs n shit saying bodard cause thats jus how we talk down 'ere!!

Ashley: Babez Phone Me Lates
Alex: Naah Babez Cant Be Bodard

by Alex February 25, 2005

BoardStein

A post-post-harcore Band consisting of 5 members: TJ(lead Vocals),Max(guitar 1/backing Vocals),Eddie(guitar 2/backing Vocals),Cory(drums/backing Vocals) and Raymond(bass). Formed in möllenbeck, Rinteln, Germany in 2006, they are due 2 release there first album: begining
in Blood in the summer of 2006.

Wow have u heard the new BoardStein Album it's amazin!

by TeeJay2 August 28, 2008

board waxing

the removal of hair from the pubic area, esp. by another party

Hey, Rebecca, let's go back to your dorm for some board waxing, things are getting a little messy down there.

by Devinbam January 1, 2008