Boner exhaustion

When you have rocked a boner for an extended period of time and it feels like it has had it's own workout day at the gym.

After a weekend of sex and nakedness Heather wanted more, but Aaron couldn't do it, he was clearly suffering from boner exhaustion.

by Energy 79 June 20, 2016

Boner heaven

1. When something is so great it feels like having a wonderful boner

2. A place gay dudes go to when they die

Dude your house is so sweet it like boner heaven

When Freddie mercury Died he went to boner heaven

by Boner Heaven July 11, 2016

Boner Talking

Excessively complementing or talking up an individual to a point where it seems that there may be a sexual intrest in the individual

your totally killing it, you're amazing, you're the best, god I wish I was as good as you. "Hey man stop boner talking me"

by TyTyCool October 21, 2016

Boner Sniper

When someone is so damn ugly that they can kill your boner from a long distance.

That chick's a fucking boner sniper.

by Glompy Gang February 10, 2017

Boner Springer

A person who joins a social chatroom and immediately asks who wants to pm, have "fun" or "trade pics" to get a nut off. Not really interested in anything more than that.

Damn boner springer, always wanting to get off without saying hello or speaking about anything first.

by Blazenfireball July 8, 2017

boner bump

When someone snorts any amount of cocaine off a fully erect penis. A partial erection does not qualify, nor is it recommended, because a full erection provides a table-like surface for the user, and partial erections may cause the cocaine to be unduly displaced.

Hey baby, you wanna do a boner bump? I just scored some really good stuff and I already have a stiffy.

by Bloatedoyster June 30, 2018

Boner Fuel

a thing or person that gives you a raging boner.

"Damn that picture is pure BONER FUEL"

by nut button March 13, 2019