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bottle

The act of using the common household object best suited to insert into a female's vagina
We can do whatever we want if we win? Dude Mikey, we're totally gonna bottle Natalie on Friday.
by Jimmee Dean May 1, 2005
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Boofles

1. (boo)-(full)-(s); noun:

something only a douche bag would say.
douche bag: Can I get your phone number?

female: I'm not interested.

douche bag: BOOFLES!
by espysma August 31, 2013
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Beer in a bottle?

Brilliant!

-Drinking beer straight from the bottle-
by tricky December 29, 2004
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Blessing the bottle

Blessing the bottle- a prayer for safe passage home. The head of the bottle is tapped first to represent oral sex before any other actions are done beyond with a woman. Other area's of the bottle maybe tapped during the blessing it does represent a woman's body.
We must all make it home bless the bottle.

The blessing of the bottle is serious and should not be taken lightly.

Blessing the bottle- to safe guard that no one has tampered with the alcoholic beverage all those who tap the head of the bottle to start are witnesses of this truth. You may hear someone say "head first" .
by OOOh You should of known November 25, 2022
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bottle do

Bottle do, which was originated in 2011, is a universal word for anything having to do with anything homosexual. Usually used by rednecks/hicks to make it seem like they're "cool". Really, all this word does is make you look like a retard with no social skills that likes dick.
Evan likes to bottle do himself every night.
Wojo, Bundy, and Kern have bottle doo night every friday to celebrate how many girls they haven't slept with.
by KingOfDrafting2011 April 11, 2011
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Bottle rocket

When you need to shit so bad but you're in a car. So you take a wide lipped bottle and drop it there instead.
"Oh god I've got to drop a bottle rocket" *grabs bottle and holds under asshole. Proceeds to shit in to it*
by Fishy1129 September 22, 2015
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botley bag lady

The botley bag lady was a woman called Eleanor that had a very rich family, the family all died in a house fire leaving Eleanor as the last member of the family alive. The fact she was alone drove her insane causing her to become homeless and wonder the streets collecting bags, eating chewing gum off the floor, eating rats, and have a bigger beard than a horny teenager. RIP Eleanor

You are a saint
Oi I just saw the botley bag lady digging threw that bin
by DOTZZZ June 20, 2019
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