Boof

Some crap that you don't need or want to do.

We're going on a boof ass field trip to the zoo today.

by internet trool June 15, 2018

Boof Quilt

When you insert a large quantity of illicit substances into your rectal cavity, causing your bowels to expel everything, covering you in a blanket of fecal matter.

Jimmy didn't have a blanket so he just butt chugged a 1/5 of Lean ™ and made himself a boof quilt to keep him warm.

by Fractal Juggernaut July 7, 2017

boofed

being really anxious but also too lazy to do anything about it

I’m so boofed right now.

Yes, Emily looks super boofed.

by pfooted December 12, 2021

boofing liquid cannabis

So, boofing liquid cannabis is the act of utilizing cannabis oil in a syringe and shooting it up your rectum. It’s a very fast and intense high. You definitely need to get your snacks fast and get yourself to the couch or bed to chill as it hits fast. It’s so, so satisfying.

It’s been a VERY stressful week. Time to start boofing liquid cannabis to kick off the weekend. Oohhhh! Ahhh! Yassss!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Boof

Big dog.

THAT S A GOOD BOOF RIGHT THERE

by uncomfitable May 31, 2020

Boof

Knock off “designer” weed (marijuana crafted at its finest and marketed to customers looking for a luxury smoking experience.) or just plain horrible weed…smells bad. Usually looks bad. Not grown with care. Tiny nugs or shake. Little to no terps. May even look good but always taste like crap. Doesn’t get you high. Doesn’t break up right. May have too many chemicals or added PGRS (Plant Growth Regulators). Usually the smoke produces black ash. Boof may also be sold in fancy knockoff packaging at a high price to fool the customer or even at low price in sandwich baggies to attract those looking to save money. May also be referred to as mids although sometimes boof can be far worse. Any marijuana product that was made from boof is boof. There are boof edibles, boof dabs, boof hash rosin, etc.

IE: (1) Dude support your local grower, the dispensaries usually have boof. I don’t think you’d wanna smoke that, it doesn’t get me high. (2) I don’t like to smoke with them. They only smoke boof and that stuff gives me a headache. It doesn’t even have a smell (3) I think I’m gonna hit up Jookz I wanna smoke some real exotics and the pwner never has boof. He’s allergic to boof.

by JookzdaPwneR March 29, 2022

Boof

shitty ass weed from your backyard

Did you Andre smoking on that boof?

by Gamerdude32 March 10, 2021