blessed

blessed (noun)
a fat white man, who larps as a mexican and loves big titty asian women

oh, look at that fatass blessed over there

by peegeeare May 4, 2025

bless you

Said to a person who has just sneezed.

Bless you, Jack

by Debskelly1985 June 27, 2025

Blessday

An angel’s version of a birthday, as in the day they ascended into Heaven.

Happy Blessday, Brittany! It’s been 20 years since you came into our afterlife!

by TrentTheVeganphobe October 26, 2025

Blessing

toughest black man alive ( and hes a blessing )

yooo blessing is soo tough

by gooeyslimer November 9, 2025

Blesstrakal

Title given to pansexual males from the Eastern Highlands Province of Papua New Guinea, particularly to a male who stalks 'Dimdims' or 'white man' while under the influence of alcohol.

What's your name? "My name is Blesstrakal, fuck yourself, kwapim mama blo yupla!"

by Blesstrakal December 28, 2025

Nuts Blossom

1. Nuts Blossom: after sex and the nut sack (nugget pouch, balls, huevos, etc.) begins to un-shrink; the act of testicles regaining size.

2. Nuts Blossom: You cum once and you think it is over and then all at once your "nuts blossom" and more and more comes out.

Dude, I let my nuts blossom on your mom last night.

by J Muny December 14, 2008

blacklight blessing

A blessing amidst a tragedy. One that you have to look to find, it isn't obvious or immediate.

My mom was in a car accident, it was horrible, but since she was at the hospital the blacklight blessing was that they found her cancer early and could cure it.

by slushiesybil74 November 17, 2009