George W. Bush

1. A contradictive representative for "Neo-Conservatives" who insist this monkey was "elected" because ironically, so was Adolf Hitler;

2. The soul reason that the Founding Fathers would have sabotaged the American Revolution themselves had they foreseen what electoral representation would amount to in the future;

3. The representation of the irony in a president so hell bent on sending other people's kids to war when he RAN away from military service in his youth (see www.awolbush.com);

4. While he "didn't inhale," sniffed A LOT of crack and accumulated DUI charges during his alcoholism/cocaine hey-dayz.

"You know I could run for governor but I'm basically a media creation. I've never done anything. I've worked for my dad. I worked in the oil business. But that's not the kind of profile you have to have to get elected to public office."

--- George W. Bush, 1989.

by GovernmentCheeze May 7, 2003

George W. Bush

The current head of state for the United States of America. Born in Texas he is commonly known for being an 'idiot' or redneck. He heads the Republican party, and is commonaly the hatred of wanna-be political teeangers and students alike. However, he's a bastard for his views on homosexuality, ignorance on global warming and a tendancy to 'DROP DA BOMB!' But think about, who would we laugh at without him?

Republican Conferance


''I've got it sir!'' says a common republican, ''we go for IRAN!''


''..........'' Mr Bush replies a tad confused.

''For the *Arabs*'' the republican explains

''Oh! Gotcha!'' says Mr Bush, and gets back to his rubik cube.

by Ralph Nader, baby. September 15, 2005

George W. Bush

Refer to village idiot.

George W. Bush is still America's greatest village idiot.

by Stoneur September 8, 2004

70's Style Bush

Also known as Shag Carpet

Joo figure it out.

by nobody June 20, 2003

George W. Bush

A really idiotic president who starts wars in various countries because he can, frequently chokes on pretzels and has two pothead hookers as daughters

GWB should burn.

by Kate June 21, 2004

George W. Bush

1. A being(?) incapable of speech, even in his own native tongue
2. The second coming of the Spanish Inquisition and the enforcement of one man's interpretation of who/what God(s) is/are.
3. Paranoid
4. Confused

1. Me Bush English.
2. I'll praise the lord already, just don't Bush me.
3. Don't be a Bush, there's nothig scary under your bed.
5. I just do Bush it...

by Remmy July 30, 2003

do a Bush

The Ultimate dinner faux pas. It involves eating sushi (or something else you don't like) and then puking the contents onto the person next to you. Its origins come from when George Bush Sr. visited Japan, ate sushi, and ended up puking all over the prime minister. In Japan, it is known as Bushu-suru.

I'll order the Escargot as long as you don't do a Bush.

by R. Kemp August 22, 2004