bat and trap

A ridiculous pastime, played mainly in "pubs" in Kent by tossers called Rupert with plums in their mouths and cocks in their arses (in fact, homosexuality is often a requirement to actually participate in the sport in some pubs).

Rupert: "Fancy a quick game of bat and trap, Miles?"
Miles: "Only once we've finished this round of the biscuit game, looks like I've lost again!!!"

by steve March 11, 2008

Hung like a fruit bat

A person with an extremely large penis in proportion to their body.

Eric leaves three tracks in the sand when he walks on the beach he is hung like a fruit bat.

by Dr. Richard P. Staunch September 05, 2011

Stroke my Bat 32

It when your friend vinny is an idiot and he falls for dumb things like this.

Stroke my bat 32 brsuh teeth twice a day.

by Roseboy August 10, 2021

Captain Baseball Bat Boy

A series of TV shows that play in the backround of the incredible video game series Max Payne.

Captain Baseball Bat Boy defeats zombies by using one of their heads as a base ball and hitting a home run into outer space or into the crowd of zombies, whatever's more convienient. He then concludes his adventure by saving the girl who likes him only to claim girls are gross.

CBBB killed a horde of zombies singlehandedly.

by PeaTearGriffin March 27, 2005

Batting Above His Average

When a male picks up a female substantially more attractive than all his previous efforts in women.

(Derived from the English gentleman’s sport of Cricket)

Terrance: Did you see Ugly Bob’s lady friend?!

Phillip: I did! He’s batting above his average for sure!

Terrance: Pull my finger Terrance!

by Cen Bousins February 26, 2009

like a bat out of hell

extremely fast(use caution with hell)

That crazy fool was like a bat out of hell. I am amazed his tires could stand that.

by Light Joker November 25, 2004

Bat Shit Crazy Bitch

A woman who is completely insane beyond the capacity of regular insanity, or craziness.

Glen Close in Fatal Attraction was a Bat Shit Crazy Bitch

Lorena Bobbitt was a Bat Shit Crazy Bitch.

Man 1- "That chick is gorgeous."

Man 2- "That's my buddy Dave's ex, she drove his own car through the front living room of his house. She's a Bat Shit Crazy Bitch."

by SardonicAnthony July 24, 2011