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bastardo

a noun, used to describe someone that's a bastard and a retard. It's used as in insult against idiots, and should not be used against mentally challenged persons who don't know their father.
Lucy: Ricardo, you fucking bastardo. I hate it when you queefmonger while I'm playing Call of Duty.
Ricardo: I wish you would pay attention to me. I queefmonger because I need love.
Lucy: Maybe I'd love you if you weren't such a premature ejaculator, you bastardo!
by Dykatami March 17, 2010
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Twos up on a bastard

Two males having sex with one female (when neither are married to the female) which in turn could produce a child.
You go out and a sexy lady catches your eye! Ask your mate "Wanna go twos up on a bastard?" If he says yes try your luck and try and get a dirty threesome
by Mu11y May 1, 2006
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Jack Bastard

A Disillusion Football soccer Supporter From A Knobhead Swansea Footballing Culture, Who Supports Shitty Swansea City, They Also Believe They Are More English Than Welsh.
That Jack Bastard Is A Right Knobhead.

Leighton James Is A Right Self Impressing Jack Bastard.
by Teamian December 14, 2008
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Bastards

A group of inbread, scruffy, paki-shagging twats who support a team of wankers called Blackburn. Scum of Lancashire.
No Nay Never. No Nay Never No More, Till We Play Bastard Rovers. No Nay Never, No More!!!

We Hate Bastards!
by Burnley Till I Die June 29, 2008
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Sugar Bastard

My little sugar bastards like papyua treats.
by minari-naga August 12, 2004
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Prick Bastard

As in some one who injects heroin and their parents arent married,
You Prick Bastard put my tv down
by J_Baby April 24, 2011
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Chinky-Bastard

A funny or derogatory term for a person whom acted or tried to act like a fumbling chink who can't seem to speak or do right. Acting a fool, or trying to be what they arn't.

Somewhat like a cheeky-bastard.

Definitions for Chinky is the word, and the definition of Bastard is the word, but the total meaning is the slander or put down, such as:
Joe's acting like a fucking bastard.
(But Joe isn't a bastard child, he has both his Parents)
...your little sister is a chinky-bastard! She tried to make fried rice by literally dipping a bowl of raw rice in the fry oil at McDongal's.
by D4RK51D3 August 12, 2008
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