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bacon

Jake greased those two pigs to bacon cuz the stole his cheedah.
by jake groen March 22, 2004
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bacon

1: (proper)Food product derived from swine.
2: (slang) Currency.
1: Yo, Marla, can I get me some bacon wi' dese pancakes?
2: Man, I need some bacon, I'm-a hit the machines like a demolition derby.
by massakist April 27, 2004
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baconator

a fat chode of a guy usually named bob who laughs at his own jokes and usually is a chubby chaser.
That guy is total baconator.
by michaellover June 19, 2011
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bacon

one who makes use of the technology of superficial skin color enhancing to the point where such a person develops a dual-toned skin color. no long classified as a "caucasian with a tan", this person has now taken on the texture and hue of "bacon."
dayum!! dijoo see huh faceee? she looks like bacon!
by not bitter. March 23, 2005
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Turkey-Baconed

Turkey-Baconed - 1. To derail an online blog or forum thread that was started to incite others
2. To so utterly confuse an online "troll" or spammer
they give up


Turkey-Baconed (with the above definitions) is a phrase originally coined in the PS3 section of the AVS Forum. It is used to derail internet threads or blogs on forums. Highly effective in ruining a troll's intentional baiting. (an internet troll is someone who posts to blogs or forums intending to start arguements). An example of being Turkey-Baconed can be found here War Bond Lighters and World War II Lighters. Now in this example a spammer attempted to just spam as many forums as possible and if you peruse that thread you will see from the very beginning it was derailed. Hence it was Turkey-Baconed. Now in this next example, Sony to post $1.1 billion loss, this was started by a troll. In this case the troll would be an XBox owner trying to incite a console flame war. It is highly common in the gaming world for fans of different platforms to have highly "spirited" disagreements. As you can see in both examples humor plays a major part in Turkey-Baconing. Along with witty banter, inane comments, and the occasional risque photo. So remember boys and girls instead of argueing in forums and blogs just Turkey-Bacon them.
"That Sony thread just got Turkey-Baconed"
by phipp01 January 16, 2009
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bacon porn

Type of pornography where one enjoys watching grease drip down fresh, hot strips of bacon.
Dude, this bacon porn is amazing.
by J. Skrilla October 9, 2008
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Bacon strip

a thin strip of hair on the mons veneris, popular with the younger set
Lana, do you have a bald eagle, no I have a bacon strip.
by Steve March 4, 2003
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