Bird fucker

Someone who has absolutely nothing better to do and is so bored that anything would preferable to the current situation

Man I'm bored but Connor over there is a plain as day bird fucker

by The Nice Meme Truck February 7, 2018

Bird Month

One of the units used to measure time at Bird HQ. Usually used by Bird employees to distinguish from "Real Time" or "The Calendar" which is the common unit of measuring time outside of Bird HQ. * Second most common is dog years.*

"Wow! I can't believe I've been here for a whole week already!" -New employee
" Dude, thats a whole Bird Month!" - Not so new employee

by liquid golden fire water June 21, 2018

Bird Bath

A bird bath is when someone walks in on you masturbating, forcing you to quickly stick your member back in your pants as you blow your load, leaving a sticky mess all over your "Bird".

Fuck dude, you made me give myself a bird bath when you walked in on me earlier.

by GrowingStains May 7, 2018

Bird Feeding

Cumming in someone’s mouth and they, in turn, pass along to you or someone else.

My girlfriend gave me a blow job and tried bird feeding me with my own cum but I politely declined.

by Beags Reid October 13, 2018

Bird Man

Ronnie Wood, Who is the king of birds.

"Have you ever heard of the bird man, Ronnie Wood?"

"Who hasn't!?"

Ronnie Wood comes in the room
"kaw kaw"

by RodTargent October 16, 2018

Bird Bath

When you pull out during sex and your cum fills up their belly button.

"She wasn't best impressed when I 'Bird Bathed' her last night."

by Hullabaloo94 November 5, 2018

Bird police

An organization policing birds

"Hello 911 a bird just stole my baby"
"Stay calm ma'am a bird police officer is on the way"

by Officer.falcon December 6, 2018