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Amber Hours 

Hours between 0-10 a week usually worked by retarded bitches named amber
(At work): Hey man haven’t seen you around, where’ve you been?
Reply: Man they got me working them Amber hours
Amber Hours by Mr HorseDick October 19, 2023

Amber Heard 

When a dog steps on a bee
Did you see that? The dog just did an Amber Heard
Amber Heard by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023
the best kind of amber - the kind that comes from an alternate reality. passing interest uranus.
"what the hell just happened?" "amber 2 is here"
amber 2 by gormworm January 3, 2024

Amber-Daigrepont 

An “Amber-Daigrepont” is a VERY beautiful, somewhat-intelligent, sneaky, sometimes honest girl creep that does whatever she wants whenever she wants. She is prone to addiction, especially opiates like heroin and fentanyl, but will give that life up as long as she has a man that she thinks will take care of her. She is usually a part time call girl/stripper or a Fire Protection secretary. She will settle for a pedophile for a husband if she feels like that is someone that will pay for her lifestyle. Especially pedo’s named Jake or Kelly. She is a person with DEEP seated issues that has the courage, resilience and drive to succeed at anything she sets her mind to as long as she is sober.
Person: Hey! Did you fall in love with her? She’s a total “Amber-Daigrepont” and will fuck you while she steals your wallet!
Other person: Ambe-Daigrepont DID steal my wallet after I paid her AND she had the best ham-wallet my pork-steeple has ever punched!

Amber :P 

"Amber :P!!"
Amber :P by runnin' March 31, 2024

amber carter

1) Xanax induced Foolishness 2) Borderline Retarded Succubus while under the influence of Narcotics. 3) The Source of False Rumors. 4)To cause destruction of ones life or 5)to Scam, Scheme, or rip-off those whom engage in communications directly. 6) Character Flaw, 7) Lacking of Morals or Conscious 8) Detrimental to all whomever is targeted. 9) Extreme Jenky behavior or Jenkyness or Intense manipulation efforts often foiled
You totally Amber Carter'd their lives now they are left to ruin.

Please don't Amber Carter me because I trusted and it would break my heart.

I want to avoid being Amber Carter'd ever again.

Please hide or secure your valuables because he/she/they are really an Amber Carter and you may have them be stolen from you.

You don't want to have your reputation Amber Carter'd because you will be the gossip of the town/city even though it's all untrue.

I saw an Amber Carter coming from a mile away and wasn't going to fall victim to such desolation.