Once apon a time Luke could never be held accountable for his actions or verbal gibber as he was born with a rare gift courtesy of his genetic makeup. He could fool the whiliest and most cunning trickery, hibernating ways and strange connection with nature! He even got called a dog whisperer even… True story! But what made him truly unique was simply, where is Luke? shit it’s been 3yrs and Luke’s and the front door for example and I’m still lying in bed in my oodie lol.
True fact from Luke himself, don’t take him on his word rule number 1, if he says there is a crocodile in a near by lagoon don’t rule it out and thirdly if you are ever in a bother and need a quick solution (legal of course) try and locate Luke hahaha yeah your in shit…Luke spends a lot of time outside the box so running around in the bush at night isn’t uncommon 🥵 But people Australia is rather large and he does get about (not around!) so it’s best he contact you. Also and this is a big one… he is like a fox(the animal) and his mind constantly changes uh huh try keeping up with a fox people 🐕 only a 12guage beats a fox!!!
True fact from Luke himself, don’t take him on his word rule number 1, if he says there is a crocodile in a near by lagoon don’t rule it out and thirdly if you are ever in a bother and need a quick solution (legal of course) try and locate Luke hahaha yeah your in shit…Luke spends a lot of time outside the box so running around in the bush at night isn’t uncommon 🥵 But people Australia is rather large and he does get about (not around!) so it’s best he contact you. Also and this is a big one… he is like a fox(the animal) and his mind constantly changes uh huh try keeping up with a fox people 🐕 only a 12guage beats a fox!!!
Luke is at the door mum. Totally Random mind you! Luke had 20mins to kill so yep random stop in. Oh nice oddie ha ha yes I’ll have a tea thanks 👍
by Totally Random July 1, 2022
Get the totally randommug. random games Mudafukas is a badass instagram chat room they play cs go, mc, warzone sometimes, and they get pussy every night. they win every game, they are friend, and do random shit like just talking and stuff idk,.... and now we are getting ready to play a game so leave us alone
by Random Games mdfs March 28, 2021
Get the random games Mudafukasmug. Basically anyone who thinks they is tough butting in to your conversation or argument and brining up their problems even though nobody knows who they are.
Girl 1: girl what that made no sense, just stop talking, everything you say is stupid
Girl 2: Girl who is you talking too?
Random: she was talking to you dumb whxre.
Girl 1 & 2: who are you, random..
Girl 2: Girl who is you talking too?
Random: she was talking to you dumb whxre.
Girl 1 & 2: who are you, random..
by GhettoSpreadBAHAHAH September 5, 2022
Get the Randommug.