Anti Zombie Party 

The Anti-Zombie Party is a political party in Australia, which has been formed to provide a vital alternative to the shuffling corpses of political parties currently infesting our nation's capitals.

Who are you going to vote for in the 2013 election ?
I hear the Anti Zombie Party have a few good candidates.

Anti Zombie Party by azprep April 9, 2011

Net Zombie

1. An internet users that dedicates too much time to web browsing or viewing entertainment online that has little to no educational value or personal benefit.

2. A individual bordering on internet addiction. (Not a clinical definition)

Steve: "Dude! You wouldn't believe what I found on engadget!"
Mark: Haven't you been on for the past 5 hours?
Steve: ...Yeah why?
Mark: You need to chill. You're turning into a net zombie.

Net Zombie by Mr. Bowes October 19, 2011

Zipper Zombie 

A person that will give blow jobs without showing any excitement or pleasure.

Rebecca is a zipper Zombie. She did her thing without ever making a sound then left.

Zipper Zombie by Dave720 June 4, 2013

Modern Zombie 

A person who wears excessive makeup much too often, that if they were to remove it, their face looks unrecognizable, cadaverous, sickly, or washed-out. See Zombified for more detailed description.

He took a beauty home from the bar, and woke up next to an unrecognizable stranger.
A Grenade
A Modern Zombie.

Modern Zombie by StayClassy January 4, 2014

Street Zombies

Crack - addicted people that walk into traffic aimlessly, contorting their limbs and faces - to ask for money or drugs.

Hey, turn left here, it's a short cut.

No way man, it's full of street zombies.

Street Zombies by Ditzlexic January 3, 2016

Morning Zombie 

The first thirty minutes of waking up which requires: NO TALKING, NO HONEY-DO LIST, and A CUP OF COFFEE. If these things are not given, the person will experience bitchiness syndrome.

I'm a Morning Zombie when I wake up, so be careful.

Morning Zombie by Maxwell Harper August 2, 2016

Gym Zombie 

Someone who blindly shows up at the gym every day/week at the same time and does exactly the same workout / routine.

Look at the clock; its 5:25 and Randy in limbering up outside the Fitness Center waiting for the doors to open. He lifts 5 days a week doing the same workout. What a Gym Zombie.

Gym Zombie by TimeToFap November 2, 2016