Modern Zombie

A person who wears excessive makeup much too often, that if they were to remove it, their face looks unrecognizable, cadaverous, sickly, or washed-out. See Zombified for more detailed description.

He took a beauty home from the bar, and woke up next to an unrecognizable stranger.
A Grenade
A Modern Zombie.

by StayClassy January 4, 2014