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Nuclear Powerd Zombie 

A bad thing that continually ressurects itself and cannot be completely killed by conventional means.
Best used to describe a project that is actually somone else's responsibility, however they are not actually doing anything about it, but it directly affects your ability to perform your tasks/job.
Staff: The Voicemail system is dropping calls again.
Boss: I thought the National Communications group was supposed to fix that 2 months ago?
Staff: We ran all the tests they asked for, but it keeps coming back. It's a Nuclear Powerd Zombie .
Boss: I See that.
Nuclear Powerd Zombie by Ted S January 5, 2006
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Nazi Zombie Shots 

A drinking game in which the player/players play Call of Duty World at War's Nazi Zombies. The object of the game is to survive as many rounds as possible while taking shots as according to the rules.

Please Drink Responsibly when playing this game.
Best if played with Vodka or Rum. Can be replaced with beer but a whole beer substitutes a shot.

Rules
1. Starting at round 10 the player/players may take their first shot and take a shot for each additional round.
2. Any time you upgrade a gun you take a shot.
3. Get the Ray Gun or Monkey Bombs take a shot (Even if before round 10 and if upgraded you get another shot)
4. WUNDA WAFFLE TAKE A SHOT! (Note you must say this out loud or you cannot take your shot!/You can take this shot even if it is before round 10 and an additional shot if it is upgraded)
Player 1: Dude we are on round 34, I've upgraded 9 guns, I've got two Ray guns, Wunda Waffle and the Monkey Bombs....Nazi Zombie Shots is Awesome!

Player 2: Dude thats like almost 40 shots how are you not dead!
Nazi Zombie Shots by Sakabato February 7, 2010

arginian zombie 

A member of ARG-IRC, an internet relay chat server.
god damn those arginian zombies, they keep eating all our gigabytez
arginian zombie by sarinmage January 8, 2008

Super zombie ninja space pirate robo-cowboy vamp 

The deadliest being in the universe. Its complex brain-eating, ninja star throwing, universe traveling, Arg-saying, robotic wrangling skills are unstoppable... Plus, its super. It's like a fusion of Chuck Norris + Goku super saiyen 3 + Domo + Dracula + The Hulk + Fergie. Sometimes abbreviated as SZNSPRCV.
Person 1: "HOLY SHIT!"

Person 2: "WHAT?!"

Person 1: "I thought I just saw a Super zombie ninja space pirate robo-cowboy vamp!!!

Person 2: "RUNNN!!!!!"

twilight zombie 

One of the my teenagers out there who hs been brainwashed by the book, Twilight.

Symptoms may include: Begging for an imaginary vampire to marry them, biting random people, wasting a shit load of cash on twilight merch that has invaded hot topic, losing a social life due to reading the book over and over again and living in a fantasy, obsessing over any guy named "Edward" or "Jacob", tantrums about how things in the book turned out or when people make fun of the book, wishing death upon fictional character Bella swam, refering to their spouse as "edward" or "bella" or asking their spouse if they happen to be a vampire in disguise.
Twilight Zombie: "OMG!! I want to marry Edward Cullen! He's so gorgeous!"
Twilight Zombie #2: "Back off, he's MINEEEE!!!!!!111"

hall zombie

An employee who never actually does any work. Hall zombies are often found making idle conversation in the halls or spend an inordinate amount of time in the break room. Often they have an appearance of always being busy and thus can go undetected sometimes for years, with the cluttered desk and laundry list of meetings on the outlook calender. A classic hiding spot is in a mid-level management position.
My boss is such a hall zombie, he never does anything.
hall zombie by CubicleDroid May 5, 2009

iPhone Zombie

An iPhone user who is so focused on their app, texting or finger caressing in a public place, that their gait is slow and erratic to the point where you're in a quandary about their living status.
Trying to negotiate a supermarket aisle either on foot or with your cart, to be blocked by a slow shuffling individual - the iPhone Zombie - who, upon passing (eventually), is seen to be caressing their iPhone.

"I'll be right over, as soon as I negotiate the path around the iPhone Zombie"
"Watch out! iPhone Zombie on the road!"
iPhone Zombie by Audrey Dawds November 24, 2011