Guess you're taking the scenic route to the hole

This phrase is said while golfing. to someone who isn't keeping their ball within the fairway. It usually means they're in the trees or hazard areas.

Your ball is about two inches off of the white house's fence. I guess you're taking the scenic route to the hole.

by jokesandluck September 9, 2025

Tanjiro you're so straight-up

"Tanjiro you're so straight-up" Is Tanjiro being a bottom then being a top to be back being a bottom (if you know u know)

THE EXAMPLE IS CURSED BECAUSE I LIKE SEEING PEOPLE GET DISGUSTED

*muzan slamming tanjiro because i like seeing people disgusted lmao*

Tanjiro: KIBUTSUJI JEKSK AHH

*Tanjiro process to give muzan the glunk glunk 4939* (if you know u know)

58 minutes later

*Muzan stops Tanjiro from the glunk glunk 4939 because it's been an hour*

*Continues to slam tanjiro*

Muzan: Tanjiro you're so straight-up for giving me so much then go back being the victim *weird laughing noises*

Stop what am I making 💀💀💀

by AGirlThatIsAFanOfNarutoAndGayS March 25, 2023

You're the one whose supposed to care in the first place

You wouldn't have believed me if I didn't made a show of it.

Hym "And if I am in 'the lottery' then what else is there for me to do here otherwise that curse you and you crotch gremlins? It isn't both. It's the one that I'm saying. You are and were doing a 'the lottery' to me. And you aren't accosted by me. You act like I fucked a retard instead of you. And to that other bitch, you lost the second you took a puff of your faggy little spliff, looked over at your mentally retarded friend and said 'shhh. Don't say anything about Hym.' That isn't you being accosted. You're the one whose supposed to care in the first place

by Hym Iam April 14, 2025

maybe you're pregnant like your fanfic

a phrase that came from orbits (loona fans). it's about a person who wrote a fanfiction about jinsoul and kim lip being pregnant and having a baby, so this phrase was born and orbits say it to the person who wrote it as a joke. yes, it's a part of the loona iceberg and is surprisingly on the deepest category. STAN LOONA!! STAN ARTMS, LOOSSEMBLE, CHUU, YVES!!

"my tummy feels weird..." "maybe you're pregnant like your fanfic!"

by gowonflylikeabutterfly April 6, 2024

You're funny

The maximum amount of "no". If someone makes a request of you and you tell them "You're funny", you mean "No" to the point where one thinks it's humorous.

Girlfriend: Can I get rid of your Bionicles?

Boyfriend: Haha, You're funny!

by dangerous ketchup packet May 2, 2024

You're not getting an apology you fucking cripple

And neither are parents or women or Christians. You don't have the right to do this to me and I'm going to kill your kids if I don't get paid and the people orchestrating this aren't punished. I'm not letting you waste 10 years of my life and I don't have to do anything other than what I'm doing right now to MAKE you do it. Kendra McKeefry and Noah Kroll now need to sign an affidavit with a full admission of guilt. One for fucking that retard and the other for harassment and reading my emails. Randall James Bowker (Who showed up at the Kwik Trip after I posted his full name HERE where ever HERE is) must now sign an affidavit confirming that what his explicit knowledge that what is happening to me now is the same thing they started in 2008 while wr worked together at Wendy's and that it began not after I ✌️✊️✌️✊️threatened✌️✊️✌️✊️ his kid but after Jeremy Horn began working there. Both conditions need to be met.

Hym "You're not getting an apology you fucking cripple. I'm not the one being unreasonable here and the second I decide to be unreasonable someone loses their kid forever. I'm the one who has an infection eating away at his brain. You need to hurry the fuck up and stop trying to make whatever point you're trying to me. It isn't ever going to matter to me. I am not going to share your values. Ever. So fuck you Elon. You're a fucking cripple. Fuck Noah. Also a cripple. Fuck Randy. If you rape his daughter I will surrender immediately. And fuck the rest of you."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2025

Looking like you're looking

1. You don't look good, but it's rude to tell you so.

2. You look good. (Possible)

Situation: someone has on out of style/season clothing and/Or jacked weave or hairstyle.. shoes, bag etc. You want to be nice but not lie.

"Haven't seen you in a while, look at you, looking like you're looking"

"You look good, over there looking like you're looking" (possible)

by BlossomBubblezButtercup January 10, 2022