Under the Cream

When you are feeling incredibly terrible, especially relating to being hungover. Comes from cream rising to the top (i.e. feeling your best). If you are under the cream, you feel like a loser.

I drank 47 beers last night and puked everywhere, I'm definitely under the cream today.

by hawk8008 December 9, 2020

paid under the table

Paid under the table

Paid under the table

by anonymous December 15, 2020

Under The Table

Under the table is food.

Jimmy is under the table

by Kook Pee December 19, 2020

under gas

Under the influence ; drunk, high, or both.

I was a bit under gas last night and ended up fighting.

by mauzer48 November 1, 2020

eat under table

Meaning in Jamaica a man who licks and sucks a woman's vagina.

Yes I catch you having oral sex. I thought you said you never ever eat under table

by Awadatsah December 27, 2020

Bushfire down under

When you light your pubes on fire instead of shaving them

Guy1: Bro did you shave

Guy2: nah I did the bushfire down under

by Tiny pp December 30, 2020

Pogo under the stairs

A dance which often involes a sore head also a sex act involving a man, woman and a stick or phallic object

Oh wow my date gave me a pogo under the stairs...it was amazing!

by Whiskeytango January 11, 2021