turkey knobbing

when the woman yells "gobble gobble gobble" while getting a facial.

Dude, she totally turkey knobbed me last night and it rocked my world.

by jasmine May 31, 2003

turkeyfucking

when you light a cigarette off of another lit cigarette it is called turkeyfucking....often done when a lighter, match, or other fire-making device is not present.

i need a lighter, give me your cigarette so i can turkeyfuck mine.

he was outside all day chain-smoking and didn't have a lighter. he was turkeyfucking his cigarettes all day long.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Turkish bookmark

The stain resulting from wiping one's ass with an open book.

Having defecated in a library washroom lacking toilet paper, I was forced to leave a Turkish bookmark in a copy of War and Peace, which I surreptitiously returned to the shelf.

by bellyonyoback November 2, 2008

Turkish Twizzler

When a man whacks off to the point of ejaculation, holds it in and twists his big one and then releases it producing a twizzling burst of the good stuff.

Jimmy shot his turkish twizzler all over his bitch last night !

by chuckieNorrie October 5, 2009

Turkish Oven

Taking a dump in bed and trapping your partner in the sheets - like a Dutch Oven....with extreme prejudice.

I gave Emily a Turkish Oven... didn't think she would be into it.

by Zwolski January 1, 2011

shit turkey

1. A large amount of something.

"Dude, I bought a whole shit turkey of clothes."
"I won a whole shit turkey of money"

by purpleshoelaces April 9, 2010

Italian Turkey

When a man reaches around a woman during face to face coitus and spreads her anus, then swinging his testicles into the woman's anus from underneath. The anus is then released at exactly the right time in order to close around one or both of the man's testicles. Often this sex act is accompanied by humming the theme song to the Back to the Future film trilogy.

My boyfriend blew out my o-ring doing an Italian Turkey when we had sex at my Grandma's funeral.

by SlowMoJones August 25, 2010