A phenomenal magical man that will love you to your core, every piece of you..behind closed doors. He will approximately once a year let you know what you mean to him. When you're with him however all you will get out of him is criticisms and various hate speech about you. Don't worry, these words aren't about you, they're about him. It's the only way he can get such self hatred out, which he shouldn't have btw, because he's the most amazing guy on the entire planet. He will make what he hates about himself your fault and your problem. He can't stop the trash words out of his mouth. Even if he wants you to stay he will tell you to go, even going so far as to remove you with the police, all the while his eyes telling you he needs you. He lives walled up behind a self preservation barrier on an island of loneliness. He thinks he is perfect and underneath the porcupine exterior. he is. But you'll end up rabid and full of quills if you try. Noone can save this adorable raccoon from himself but him. Steals hearts and cracks them, steals your coat straight out of the dryer at the wash. And wants all your coins and internet because he is a leprechaun. He's really a beautiful unicorn though. And I will always love him. I wanted to invite him for Christmas and corn dogs but he bit me instead. My little oatmeal monster who needs head pats and songs. I know all the solutions to his pain but he swatted that away too. You know my number.
Sean is my rabid raccoon.
by Ugotmynumber March 24, 2023
A phenomenal magical man that will love you to your core, every piece of you..behind closed doors. He will approximately once a year let you know what you mean to him. When you're with him however all you will get out of him is criticisms and various hate speech about you. Don't worry, these words aren't about you, they're about him. It's the only way he can get such self hatred out, which he shouldn't have btw, because he's the most amazing guy on the entire planet. He will make what he hates about himself your fault and your problem. He can't stop the trash words out of his mouth. Even if he wants you to stay he will tell you to go, even going so far as to remove you with the police, all the while his eyes telling you he needs you. He lives walled up behind a self preservation barrier on an island of loneliness. He thinks he is perfect and underneath the porcupine exterior. he is. But you'll end up rabid and full of quills if you try. Noone can save this adorable raccoon from himself but him. Steals hearts and cracks them, steals your coat straight out of the dryer at the wash. And wants all your coins and internet because he is a leprechaun. He's really a beautiful unicorn though. And I will always love him. I wanted to invite him for Christmas and corn dogs but he bit me instead. My little oatmeal monster who needs head pats and songs. I know all the solutions to his pain but he swatted that away too. You know my number.
by Ugotmynumber March 24, 2023
Sean may seem shy at first, but once you get to know him you will be able to see the best out of him. He is humorous, creative, very smart ( I mean he can do grade 8 math and he is in grade 7) and is a very kind and talented soul. He is the anime boy!
Me: hey Sean can you help me with this math question?
Sean: sure
Me: ok the question asks what’s 6x6
Sean: that’s easy..... 36
Sean: sure
Me: ok the question asks what’s 6x6
Sean: that’s easy..... 36
by Fnafer January 11, 2020
Easily one of the coolest people you'll ever come across in ya life.
A loyal friend, if you're lucky enough to be called one.
Sean has been making 5'7 the new 6'3 for yrrrrrrsssss and legend says Sean is beyond handsome.
If you come across a Sean in the wild, don't be scared, just yell out #KNICKSTAPE, #bingbong, #whitecastles and the Sean will be open for conversation..
Do not mention the Yankees and/or their championships.. That makes Sean hostile, don't make a Sean hostile..
A loyal friend, if you're lucky enough to be called one.
Sean has been making 5'7 the new 6'3 for yrrrrrrsssss and legend says Sean is beyond handsome.
If you come across a Sean in the wild, don't be scared, just yell out #KNICKSTAPE, #bingbong, #whitecastles and the Sean will be open for conversation..
Do not mention the Yankees and/or their championships.. That makes Sean hostile, don't make a Sean hostile..
I yelled #KNICKSTAPE while out n about and outta nowhere Sean appeared.. Kinda like he was candyman..
by Chipchipbx November 24, 2021
Jose:"Where's Sean? He's late for DND."
Mag:"He's active on facebook messenger, so probably erping with Dw Reim from facebook.com."
Mag:"He's active on facebook messenger, so probably erping with Dw Reim from facebook.com."
by gsgrfzdgzrf July 26, 2021
Honest simple guy loyal to friends and family, likes to fight, good at sports and talking to the ladies. Hardworking and brave, never afraid to speak his mind earns his respect and his reputation. Cross a Sean and you'll probably end up with some missing teeth
by Patrick99NY November 23, 2021
Sean has a really tiny penis
by heybbgwannafuck December 21, 2023