Definitions by townandorcountry

Matt 

Chiseled out of stone, a lone warrior walks out of the mist. Bro is the character model for perfection. He has 3 inch tall brown flowing hair and he's jacked asl and wears a good vibes hoodie and drinks zoa in the rock shoes. He has no game and it astonishes the most stoic of men.

Girl 1: I love matt but i'm too scared cuz he probably has so much play.
Matt: Please i'm desperate i can bench like 3x my body weight
boy 3: he has massive balls
Girl 1: Ok, I will go suck them

Matt by townandorcountry April 23, 2023

Chase

Wears the same gahh damn fucking hat. Some navy blue ass champion hat. But bros also a boy cuz he is so simple. You can talk to him about the same shit and it'll still be entertaining cuz he's such an NPC and life is complicated. Chase isn't.

Girl 5: Did you see chase?
Man: whoopidee doo i love that guy
Boy 3: He has massive balls

Chase by townandorcountry April 23, 2023

Sean 

Extremely attractive hot 6ft skinny sex lord with blonde hair and blue eyes and slutty glasses. Wears like 2 pairs of hoodies and crocs. Has situational rizz, drives a 2014 chrysler town and country. Bikes to the hoes.

Girl 1: Did you see Sean?
Boy 3: He has massive balls
Non binary 27: and a giant cock

Sean by townandorcountry April 23, 2023