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Shark Tight

1.When someone is a whole lot more up tight than a virgin or their vagina; they are as tight as a shark's gill.

2.When something is very awesome or cool.
1."Bro, how was your date last night?"

"It was horrible, that bitch was shark tight."

"Oh, ouch bro, that sucks..."
2. "Dude, The Dark Knight was sick and shark tight why that movie with the owl wasn't".
by The_Mixers7992 November 4, 2010
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tight

mad and or annoyed
what did john say when he lost the fight?
he was mad tight
by el diabl0 October 22, 2008
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tight squeeze

A game or an art form made up by horny school boys involving stroking a mans breast/chest region either doing it to ones self or to another male. This is perhaps the greatest way to begin a conversation or simply to make friends. Homosexuals are excluded from these activities so before beginning, one must ask each player a simple question "are u gay?". If the answer is yes, discontinue this game immediately. Other forms of this game include: licking ones hand and gently touching the nipple or gently squeezing ones breast and expressing a "im biithhexuuaall" facial expression. This game originated from the dark corners of a physics classroom by one boy who enjoyed touching another boy. It somehow escaped the corners of this classroom and the rest is history...
(boy 1 performs the tight squeeze)
boy 2: wtf are you doing man???????
boy 1: hahahhahahaa....man its the latest craze...
boy 2: man you r soo wierd
boy 1:...this is awkward ey?
boy 2:...yehhhh
(ten years later both boys are caught cheating on eachothers husbands)
by charles connor steve April 28, 2006
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air tight

VERY ATTRACTIVE! Generallly in reference to the female of the species.
Feast your peepers on Mabel! That little Barlow is AIR TIGHT!
by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006
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Tight Arse

Someone who is mean or tight with money.(Jews, Scotsman)

New guy within the work force.

British Army nick name for females within the Army - issued tight arse (Big Arse) from QM stores

Another name for a fat arse (Army talk)
Tell that tigh arse to get hos wallet out.

Send the tight arse.

Have you seen the tight arse on the new bird?
by Man at QM April 19, 2011
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tighter than dick's hatband

A lot of people don't seem to know what dicks hatband is. It actually refers to a male penis, the hat being a condom and the the band ofcourse being the rubber band at the base of the condom.
Bro, she not gonna let you hit. She keeps that shit tighter than dick's hatband.
by sdotx January 20, 2015
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Tighty-whities

Alternate name for "alt-right". Originally referred to uncomfortable bright white underwear for small kids but now refers metaphorically to racist caucasians. From the fact that the whiteness covers up assholes and immaturity, absorbs piss, and makes everyone uncomfortable and isn't something you should wear in public.
The whole Trump administration is a bunch of nutty tighty-whities.

Breitbart is just the usual tight-whitey bullshit news.
by Joshua Noblestone August 24, 2017
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