ticket

Means a trip (Tab of rice paper coated in LSD). A ticka for short.

"Do you have any ticket's you wanna sell?"
"I had 3 tickets already tonight and it's only 7pm."

by Diego July 12, 2003

muff tickler

The tuft of hair under a persons lower lip, that when the act of muff diving takes place, the muff tickle caresses the bean.

that dude has a kick ass muff tickler

by Bob Denne January 28, 2004

ass tickler

someone who pleasures themself via objects up their rectum

also see: french anal

who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!

by nova rock May 9, 2004

French Tickler Massage

Hand Job with oral sex to bring client to climax. Term used by call girls or prostitutes.

My girlfriend gave me a French Tickler Massage and I came in her mouth so hard she choked a little.

by Khokolate February 25, 2011

todd tickler

to get your crack sweat on your finger and rub it under your unsuspecting vicitms nostrils

if george gets me with another todd tickler im gonna smack him

by unanimousfranimous May 11, 2008

Tinker-Belle

(n.) A southern male homosexual who is exceptionally good at repairing intricate mechanical devices, particularly musical jewelry and cosmetic boxes.

" Did you see the tinker-belle who fixed the 'Boy George' music box? Isn't it divine?"

by badugah February 15, 2009

Ticket Wanker

A person that buys concert tickets and sells them on eBay for more than face value in order to make profit off other peoples misfortunes!

George: "This guy is selling Kings of Leon tickets for £200 each!!

Flash: "God damn it, what a ticket wanker"

by FL455H November 7, 2010